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Northern_jaggie

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  1. aye, sorry it was mike smith Chief Executive of caley thistle he said - pff i should have known better!but he is quite small tho, but i know what you mean - big boned. :004: good on ya chief! :003:
  2. sorry for posting so late but i dont have the internet at home... But last week at Ibrox i waited for my ticket outside the main stand where upon a wee man introduced himself as the Chairman Mike Smith and appologised for the time it took to get my ticket and hoped id enjoy the game. Id just like to say thanks for the gesture to me and the fans i was with for giving us such personal attention! I get a general feel good factor supporting caley thistle, and days like that of ibrox just makes me love the club more. And as one final point - im so glad charlie - a man who loves the club more than any supporter - is doing so well. It really is a great time to be an inverness fan. :003:
  3. tune of we'll be coming... glory hunting, glory hunting, glory hunting c****** huns your all t*t* your all bums your all glory hunting huns we'll support our local team! followed by "we;ll support our local team!"
  4. this is beyond a joke!i risked my life going to ibrox today and they dunna have any tickets at the ground!
  5. to the tune of hearts heart glorious hearts or whatever the tune is called - inverness caley jags, if you canae spell it then your no doin that bad! Jags jags glorious jags, its down by the longman they bide, the boys in the blue are the talk of the toon, wear the thistle and eagle with pride.
  6. i cant be sick with drink, no matter how much i take. morning or pished. Hangovers are pretty pish poor too might i add.
  7. in 6 months time most of our forwards will have! :005:
  8. it will be interesting whatever happens. The little clubs could always pull out of the scottish cup. The competition would be a farce if the likes of county, livvy and st johnston were to pull out.
  9. hit the nail on the head jagster, top 6 ambitions are fine, expectations are not. We are still only a small club looking forward but to have expectations of top 6 beating rangers aberdeen cup final uefa cup are just unreal. il settle for 11th place and decent cup run. Its all about mentality, think positive but dont get carried away.
  10. right well im going to give the st mirren fans a chance. They keep quiet, keep off tokelys back and dont bring up the past then great, cant see it though. But see once it starts up, il be the 1st to sing, and il have no backing. get funny looks from the away support, then take my seat and blush for a while. Then il look over at a bunch of raving junkies shouting abuse at poor tokers. caused a bit of a stir with that chant, one of my better wind ups id say IHE. :014: i like the new sites discipline scotty, i got my word in so im happy.
  11. DE-NIS WYYYNNEEEESSSS WYNESSSSS Oh -o -o oH !!!!!
  12. yeh sorry jnr, IHE brought the fire in me out with this discussion! I love roscoe so much you see! :003:
  13. im a footballer, and i dont go into tackles half hearted and ross doesnt either. Go into every tackle with 100% committment, expect to break your leg, put yourself on the line. I personally cant stand st mirren after my trip down durning the 1-0 win away in the scottish cup!mon darren thompson!!lol! The death threats to roscoe are unreal! The dawn of new rivals beckons. [mod="Scotty"]post edited and "song" lyrics removed at the request of a number of site users - [iCT fans I hasten to add !!!][/mod]
  14. lol mee!now now we know lads only have one head. The other ones technically a helmet.
  15. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her. Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. **** even if you disagree, repost it. Men, repost this because you have balls.. I do..
  16. Alright folks, Just wondering if any of you have bebo? I set up an account recently and can i just say, if i fail my uni exams, im blaming bebo personally! Im never off it! If you dont have an account, get one. You can join your old school, see your old mates and make new ones. Its good stuff.
  17. are we out of the intertoto folks? i thought rangers had to get second and hibs fourth, rangers aint gona do it now.
  18. picture it.. murano street student village, glasgow. Lovely hot summers saturday. Around about 50-100 folk out sunbathing, barbeques etc. Which game would you play on a day like this? Football - i play four times a week at least. Badminton - too breezy Basketball - no baskets Kerby - you look like a fool Cricket - too fe**in boring. We invent a game where you bowl a tennis ball, stop it from hitting the wickets and kick the ball as far from your opponents and run from one base to another...what do we call this magical game........ Wait for it..... KICK-IT....get it...KICK....il get my coat. But it was invented in scotland mind.
  19. Ronnie o sullivan The child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang
  20. surely there will be, it would be a third season with the current one if not.
  21. i hate o sullivan ever since he slagged scots by having a dig at hendry a few years back. Mon DOTT!
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