Alan Simpson

Men with style i.e. My good self cut about lesser men merely walk about lol

Look on the bright side ready made excuses aplenty for the clappers now if Robbo cop signs a few duds players won't come coz of the bad press loose a few on the trot other clubs lift there game coz everybody hates us it's all dropping in to place excuses for a nxt season!

Morton are old foes from last season when half a dozen of there fans terrified the main stand imagine the carnage they'll bring nxt season now they've an axe to grind thank fcuk I sit in the north stands all I'm saying!

Just read the daily ranger report wow if that's true what a clown Coop the dugs owners made of himself but as I did say at an earlier date when all the happy clappers on here the usual suspects were bigging him up as some kinda ghandi / Fergie figure he was most likely a wrong un

The SPL clubs were never gonna vote to hand over a slice of the sky and old firm pies we'd have voted exact same way if we were at the top table every club for themselves in Scottish football time to stop moaning about it and start trying to get a squad capable of at least a title fight scouted out! IMO a 14 team league would've been good but hearts only wanted it for a season couldn't make that up fcuk the jambos leAst wev a change to get payback for that cup embaresment still annoys me that humping!

Long as we get a half decent squad on the park can play in bin liners for all I care I'm still cutting about in the top of the pele Patterson era anyway!

If Traff goes goes I'm sure I'll find some other lame duck to sponsor my man lol

Mixed bag there eh never seen enough of the young guns to say if any of them are worth keeping would like to keep Walsh but think he'll have a few better offers unless his injuries put people of cant see Doran leaving he's getting on a bit hope he stays still a decent player ! Wonder if Traff will get picked up surely well no be offering him a deal

Matheus was horsed out the door for getting in to bother of the pitch

Why was that shocking girl it's just a job to most players ! I mind Richie wallpapered my mates living room I came out with the immortal line ffs bud keen letting Ricardo do that couldn't even keep Caley up Richie near cracked a rib laughing

Tremarco was offered a contract decided he could earn more elsewhere can't blame the man for that been a good player must have something else lined up can see him at Brora if they go up good move for his life after footy that 1!

Seems like Santas seen more action than Sean Welsh imagine if there wasn't a full sick scheme for footballers eh bet they'd be a bit sharper of the treatment table then I was on a job yrs ago somebody let slip if you'd worked there for 2 yrs was a full sick scheme guys were going down like snow of a dyke then lol

I'd like to see us going up don't think it'd be the glory days under Butcher and Yogi but with a few wise signings there's a lot of out of contract players mind don't think we'd be right whipping boys either the bottom of the prem and top of the championships not a huge gulf even if we did go straight back down be a richer club and have the parachute payments again

Buzzing to see Storey playing up top nxt season is Walsh staying great player when he's not out injured what's his contract situ?

White just didn't fit in to our hoof it forward system was on a looser here straight away he's not got the attributes to play lone striker which is why he got slated but tbf he sometimes showed good link up play when he had somebody up top with him in a front 2 with a decent midfield which Motherwell have White may well become the player formerly known as the traffic cone! Motherwell and St Mirren both bid for the Cone start of last season so they must think he'd fit in to there system of play better than he did ours good luck to the big man he was at least wholehearted might even stick a £10 on him been leading scorer in the prem nxt season just for old times sake

Strange times for signing players main thing wer needing imo is a creative midfielder and a striker our own are pretty tame in front of goal! Good luck to big White didn't set the heather on fire here but might play better in motherwells system who nos

Assuming a lot there i.e. That hearts would actually want him Robbo will be here trust me on that well not be lucky enough to get rid with the possibility of some compo!

Tough times on the players eh furlough didn't work for me either with jumping between jobs ended up with fcuk all dollars! Players need to dig in to there ISA accounts

Needing a statto type on here some1 with even less of a lockdown life than me to get a few out of contract affordable names up be a bit of craic can assemble a squad better than the current 1! Was watching Charlie boi Trafford on TV last night good actor alongside Dougray Scott

Take more than covid 19 to keep a good man like moi down for sure! Tho seeing on here a guys mate has it defo thought with him hope he's okay!

No need for the grammar lesson my man it's a forum no university challenge! Oh aye he defo will cream always rises Miles is 1 of the top players in this league easily play him as a striker instead of on the wing man will score for fun

Haha I can imagine the Morpeth massive no be happy with that eh they must be well down the pecking order fcuk that Carsons lucky a reasonable big club like us trawled the depths to get him Morpeth that's class if I was a baller and fell so low think I'd go on universal credit!

That's the way it works my man manager gash bin him player binned for disciplinary reasons i.e. Stalking mad man no budget grab him

No me that said buy a 25 goal striker my man lol ! Stokes would be awesome at this level not that it'll happen I'm quite sure we'll have the traffic cone or a striker of similiar "prolific" attributes nxt season under Robbo cop!

Who the fcuks Morpeth town Jesus thought Blackburn reserves were bad that's a made up team from Roy of the rovers surely who else plays for them the Mekon from the eagle comic I'll do the funnys there's no such team as Morpeth surely