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Gringo

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  1. erse end
  2. I really hope this is a belated April fool. :018:
  3. made from
  4. bootleg Carrbridge
  5. which shrank
  6. An older man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice. The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion; "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm." They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the therapist "Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him triumphantly. ......... ...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THAT'S how you wave a f *** ing towel, son!!"
  7. That sounds ok in theory and could work very well. :022:
  8. The League Cup never attracts good crowds because many games are played mid-week. If some fixtures could be played on a Saturday it could work better but crowds would still be lower than an SPL fixture. I can't see a revamped League Cup being of much benifit.
  9. by Airfix. Afterwards IHE
  10. and goose-bumps
  11. without fur
  12. news bootleggers
  13. , farmers and
  14. over indulgence
  15. 2 x Gringo's please. (The PB's are on the case with the tickets...I hope :004:) :022:
  16. Carrbridge was
  17. followed by
  18. pavement pizza
  19. disrobed IHE
  20. street corners
  21. Happy Easter folks....
  22. in wellies
  23. because Avon
  24. no-plucking laws
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