Gringo

bounced back

Who?? Me??? Nick jokes from someone else........???? Yeh, ok, I admit it. Nicked it of a biker forum............good un though. Always like to share these things with my friends. :015: :015:

Came back

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I just love this one...... Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them en route to the girls toilet. Guy says "I think she's nice" Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter" Guy "the patter?" Guys mate "aye the patter" Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls" Guys Mate "Fecks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello", then say "it's a nice day isn't it", then she will say "Yes it is". Then you say " but not half as nice as you!", then she will say "Oh thank you" - Then the patter will just flow - look, she's coming back out, go and give it a go" So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head. He walks up and says "Hello" She says "Hello" He says "It's a nice day isn't it?" She says "Yes it is" He says "but not half as nice as you" She says "Oh thank you" A few seconds of uneasy silence pass..............................then he says........................................ "Been for a sh1te then?"

. Before long

You mean he actually sleeps ?????????????? :015:

:021: :021: Brilliant. Well done whoever you are. Hope the ween's ok.

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Wahoooo, happy birthday you young fart... :015: I remember when I was that young (errrm.........no I don't - that was a lie.... :004:) Hope you have a wonderful day and get lots of nice things. All very best wishes for a wonderful day from the remaining Gringo clan from Coventry Nil. Hugs and kisses n all that.... :banana2: :banana99: :banana2: :banana99: :kermit: (Go on - tread on it...its yer birthday . :015:) :party01: :party01: :party01: :party04: :party04: :party04: :party05: :party05:

Who did Rangers get?... :015: :015: :015: :015:

...and their reward for this is a Home tie against Plastic Whistle so, no big pay day for them. Good draw though I suppose in terms of possible progress into the 1/4 finals.

that stings

4-0 to the good at one stage and ended up hanging on - but, aye, well done to the 'Vale. First HL side to reach the 4th round since.....erm.......a while ago, I think. Knew I'd find it.... Last HL side to reach the 4th round of the Scottish Cup were Hunly (v Airdrie) and Caley (v St Johnstone) in the 1991/92 season. Both got knocked out but Caley took St J to a replay.

covered nipples

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overwhelming excitement

Whoever they are Jock, I don't think much to their groundsman... :004:

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to Carrbridge

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