Gringo

I've just watched the Beebs Holiday prog' and sat through some right ol' garbage being mouthed by that tw@ Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen. He was doing a piece on Scotland and took the pish out of First Scotrail's Caledonian sleeper service, took this pish out of the Kilt, took the pish out of the weather and generally, in my opinion, painted a bleak picture indeed and has possibly put prospective first time visitors right off the idea. What a complete bellend he is. I hope you Scots that watched this diatribe write in to complain about the way he has slagged of your wonderful country and culture. I'll be doing my bit. :008: :008: :008:

who caught

Tesco whisky

Alex then

Now where the heck of you been young lady....? :023: :004:

...in Carrbridge

:015: :015: :018: Made In England - Alan Morgan

Darren is travelling tonight for a fee I can see the red tail lights heading for Dundee Oh and I can see Darren waving goodbye God it looks like Darren, must be beer cloudin’ my eyes... ----------------- Goodbye Darren Dods Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to play for us While those around you stayed. ------------------- I'll get me coat...... :015: :016:

to collect

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to Chorley

and elation.

Oh sh1t - forgot to send mine in.... :009:

, emotional strain

too soon

seams strained

Why is ***** like grapefruit.......because all the best one's squirt when eaten... :017: :018: AM - try a touch of Coriander too, it makes all the difference....

Oh well, at least it gave the local rags something to print eh!

long Johns

t'skid marks :015:

"Give me some o' that chewing gum ya greedy git"

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to produce

CaleyD's bus

Lovell may have cost us 4 points but what about the 6 points we threw away whilst beating St Mirren (home) and Killie (home) - that may have cost us more than Mr Lovell.