Gringo

went horribly

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason Q. What is the height of optimism? A. An English batsman applying sunscreen. Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat. Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman? A. An allrounder. Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates? A. At least they can say they're not really English. Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion. Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. Q. What does "Ashes" stand for? A. Another Sad Horrific English Shambles. Q. What's the English version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

extreme excitement

in nurse's

decided to

Have just finished updating my neglected web-site. There are a few more trip reports and my full* attendance record to date. So, if you get bored over Christmas you could pop in for a squint. Highland March 'match reports' are all on there too now - including HM4. * As full a list as I can find/remember. There may be one or two missing but, at the time of press, its the definative list Mrs. With thanks to The Mantis for supplying me with some missing scores / dates You're 'aving a laff ain't ya?

from Chorley :015:

finishes with

breasts of

full bodied

I hope to feck they don't come to Coventry..... :015: :017:

large portions

full sack

Father Christmas

from Tesco's.

sweating cheeks

from slumber

free-of-charge

kilt and

For those heading up for the Killie game by rail from the central belt - be aware of travel problems on the rails between Perth and Inverness. Other central belt areas also affected. For the latest rail news check out the link below. Latest Rail Info'

Oh my dear FW...surely life isn't that bad you have to resort to dogs....is it? :004:

Great article, well done to all involved in bringing this to us especially the chairman for his time, effort and enthusiasm. :021: :021:

Watch out for them fags ends outside pubs to.....they could sting a bit.. :004:

because they

Just what the football supporter needs over the festive season - ticket hassles through the post.... :024: