I have just been contacted by Astra Zeneca who are interested in piloting a new anti depressant in the Inverness area. They just need to know any ICT fan who has personally witnessed at least four victories over the Old Firm. They will then sit the volunteer in a secluded room and get them to watch all the games again - they will tap in an EEG and a SPECT scan dye into the system. Their aim is to capture the neurophysical excitation, determine the responsible neuronal sites and to develop a reuptake inhibitor that mimics the excitation.

They have obviously done their homework because they realise that some volunteers may be medication naieve and the "drug" may precipitate a state of hypermania. If this appears to be the case they aim to enter the room, slap the volunteer across the chops and shout DAVID SUTHERLAND - If that doesnt work they are going to kick the volunteer in the groin and shout GRAEME BENNETT - if all fails they are going to whisper CRAIG BREWSTER in the volunteers lughole - Feckin antidote sorted.

Any volunteers ?

I would but I'm only on 3 OF victories in person. (ones on TV don't count)

But may I say how feckin splendid they all were.

Hope you weren't too rough the next day mate, I know I was struggling at work by about 3 o'clock! I think my good lady was pouring you rather large measures! Good Ruski stuff too!

Anyway see you at another game soon, Cheers.

Celtic 1 InvernessCaleyThistle 3

InvernessCaleyThistle 1 Celtic 0

InvernessCaleyThistle 3 Celtic 2

Inverness 2 Rangers 1

Missed the two away victories over Rangers. Who will take the lead?

The key fact is that we must beat Falkirk and Kilmarnock in the league in the next few weeks. These games are not hyped for their importance but they will mean a lot in the long run.

Interesting medical point nonetheless.