Well every press release cant be as good and the word resign can lead to one forgetting that there is another meaning - Proctor and Zadi have signed up.

Your brilliant signature says it all - Once again I beseech the Lionel lovers to accept that he has lots of pace, passion and commitment but he would still be giving you cold sweats if he was playing in the feckin Street League.

You're the only one that gives us cold sweats IHE.

Lionel's a million times better as a player than you are as a supporter.

Hot sweats - of anticipation and appreciation - I am still probably an equal to Lionel as a player too. And DJ - Rosscoe is Cafu and as Lionel is French - lets call him Jaques Cousteau.