I am aware of a few but I was thinking whether there was actually a club in the country who dont have a "pet" derrogatory name for their near neighbours - for instance Blackburn refer to Burnley as the Dingles.

Heres some light relief, quality stuff man.

Taken from the UD Las Palmas website, a piece of the action from their cup game tonight, translated into English

Minute 27. The party is disputed. Recreativo tried, after the goal, get some visitors goal, but the pressure was shortlived. UD Las Palmas appears to control the match, but fails to baste the last pass.

Minute 16. 0-1. Sergio Suarez leads the UD Las Palmas, after a penalty shoot at close range that it had failed. The move comes from a poor pass from Troest, Saul recovered and, after haggling the same defense in the area, knocked him clear.

Minute 8. Little has been seen in these first few minutes. UD Las Palmas territorially dominated the meeting and has dominated the offensive ephemeral ripples of shock. Pedro Vega shot that went off, powerful, from outside the area.

Edited October 7, 200916 yr by themann4thejob

we must try to work "offensive ephemeral ripples of shock" into a match report somewhere

Sorted, lost all this last night when site was down, but here it is in it's entirety..................

Heres some light relief, quality stuff man. Get the feel for the game and pre-match, it's almost as if you are there. It's the first half highlights plus preview in pigeon Scottish.

Taken from the UD Las Palmas website, a piece of the action from their cup game tonight, translated into English:- Enjoy the first half.

Previous. Welcome to this online broadcast copera. UD Las Palmas faces in the Nuevo Colombino, Recreativo de Huelva. Two teams with paths similiares recently-two defeats, they will seek to move from round to changing dynamics. Can only be one. In both elevens, many changes. Change in the yellow goal, with holder Pindado; Beranger and Samuel in the defense, the brothers in the starting Suarez and Pedro Vega, too. Saul act on tip.

Previous. Both teams are already on the lawn by warm-up exercises. Much rain has fallen on Huelva during the day today, and the fact of the televised match, minus a large audience at the meeting. Less than half an hour, and there are hardly two hundred people in the sports hall.

Previous. Since both teams have withdrawn from the field. Have ten minutes to the start of the game and is all set to begin.

Minute 1. Kick-off

Minute 8. Little has been seen in these first few minutes. UD Las Palmas territorially dominated the meeting and has dominated the offensive ephemeral ripples of shock. Pedro Vega shot that went off, powerful, from outside the area.

woohooo

Minute 16. 0-1. Sergio Suarez leads the UD Las Palmas, after a penalty shoot at close range that it had failed. The move comes from a poor pass from Troest, Saul recovered and, after haggling the same defense in the area, knocked him clear.

Minute 27. The party is disputed. Recreativo tried, after the goal, get some visitors goal, but the pressure was shortlived. UD Las Palmas appears to control the match, but fails to baste the last pass.

Oh no.....

Minute 38. Las Palmas is ten. Miguel Garcia outside the field, by a blow to an opponent during a jump, falling ill.

disaster for Las Palmas

Minute 39. 1-1. Hevia Works pita dubious penalty on a player recreatives Juanpa. The first pitch stops Pindado Carmona. But the linesman had raised his flag and the referee sends repeat maximum penalty. The second is noted.

Minute 45. Pedro Vega throws a shoe that has been ready to surprise Guaita. At the exit to the local backlash has shown sanction to Beranger. (TA).

Minute 45 +1. REST????????????????. hahahaha, that will be half time folks

Oh well, sound similar to an ICT match.

wow, here is the full match report

Farewell Cup

Wednesday 07/10/2009 at 13:59:30

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Recreativo Huelva 2

Guaita, Poli, Troest, Mora, C?rcoles, Aitor, Emilio Sanchez, Jesus Vazquez, Carmona (?lvaro Ant?n, min. 75), Pablo Sanchez (Barrales, min. 55), Fornaroli (Pe?a, min. 89). Coach: Javi Lopez.

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UD Las Palmas 1

Pindado, Juanpa, David Garcia, Samuel, Beranger (Pignol, min. 46), Miguel Garcia, Darin, Peter Vega (Javi Guerrero, min. 55), Sergio Suarez (?lvaro, min. 63), Francis Suarez, Saul. Coach: Sergio Kresic.

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Goals:0-1, min. 16: Sergio Suarez, 1-1, min. 30: Carmona (pn), 2-1, min. 66: Barrales. Referee:Hevia Works (col. Castilian-Leonese). Yellow cards: Miguel Garcia (min. 14), Pedro Vega (min. 36), Fornaroli (min. 43), Beranger (min. 45), Darin (min. 58), Carmona (min. 59), C?rcoles (min . 89). Incidents:4113 spectators at the Nuevo Colombino.

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UD Las Palmas farewell KO tournament after losing tonight against Recreativo Huelva. The Andalusian rallied the opening goal by Sergio Suarez, after scoring on a penalty marro second play through it. Before the break, Carmona tied it with another death penalty, very doubtful. In the second half, rallied Barrales the meeting to give his team the win.

Two penalties marked the first forty-five minutes of the game. Both found satisfactory response from the goalkeepers, but both eventually ended up in the respective networks. But they did it for different reasons. For yellow, because Nathan Tyson took the rebound of his initial shot to shot Guaita. On the other side recreatives because Hevia Works sent Carmona pitching for the second time a maximum sentence he had already tackled Pindado.

UD Las Palmas jumped into the swift lawn thanks to the rains in the city of Huelva during the afternoon and field-relevant irrigation of Nuevo Colombino with the mission and hope to erase the sour taste of Cordoba. And he did it with many new faces, seven in the starting eleven in all lines. Only repeated Juanpa, David Garcia, Miguel Garcia and Darino the last eleven.

Just passed the quarter-hour it took to undo the matched the yellow team. The Danish central Troest Marr? an assignment by a partner who took so clever, Saul. The Asturian tip entered the area, dribbled back into the Nordic defender, and was clearly down. The penalty, of course, was executed by Sergio Suarez. Something centered and low, Guaita rejected, but the shooter shot at second play Gran Canaria.

Just over gave him the first half until the epilogue. Another maximum penalty scored the game six minutes before the break. A new penalty, more than doubtful in the beginning, ended up being a draw. Carmona, performer Huelva, shot to the left of Pindado, but he interrupted the launch. Hevia Works, at the urging of his assistant, ordered to repeat the death penalty. Again the same place, more adjusted to the post, that despite the new stretch of yellow goal, ended in the network.

The second half started lively with the yellow goal for Recreativo. Fornaroli was second for his team in a move that picked up a center and was unopposed free to finish, but shot wide when the Columbian singing and the goal. Juanpa corresponded with a low shot from outside the box in the right apex, which responded with its stretched Bernardo.

Barrales back the party

Sergio Kresic moved the bench with the entry of Alvaro y Javi Guerrero, with the aim to create more offensive activity in yellow. Pignol Beranger had previously replaced. At twelve minutes after the restart, I had made three changes to the Balkans. Any statement of intent that was not worth going to penalties.

However, he was struck Recreativo. The misfortune was beset behind and a yellow ball slipped between the legs of Samuel, with such bad luck that he was seized with Carmona. The blue-white player's arrival gave Barrales, who shot by satin Pindado before leaving to go up the meeting for your team. And he could be worse, if Pindado fails to hit a great shot at close range intervention itself Barrales.

UD Las Palmas tried in vain to the last extertor party. Suarez Sergio Darin and staged two shots from a distance at this final stage, but this time to level the match never came. With this defeat, the third in a row, UD Las Palmas says goodbye to the Cup and will focus this season in the league.

Perfect, now thats how to write a match report.

we must try to work "offensive ephemeral ripples of shock" into a match report somewhere :(

Or maybe the wifee that frequents the Innes..

' Ephemie had offensive nipples of rock'

Oh aye, almost forgot - Don you have far too much time on yer hands, go make some fancy slabs, or go and sort the garden so you can increase the brownie points that you dont have .. :(