Well thats the end of that then.

I believe he was offered his own airport as part of the deal but it was turned down because he has a fast jet and Kinloss was for slow jets.

He was also offered his own estate but felt that 300 houses was not quite what he wanted.

Of the two Rooneys which one would he of been the fat one with glasses of the really small one who uses junior golf clubs.

I really think we were wise to stick with the one we have got, the other one would have just got in his way. We would also have had to spent money, we would need to raise the Kessock Bridge to allow him to get his head through. :tongueincheek:

Our Rooney is by far the more sensible one And he may be around for a while

Excellent news as SAF said "The coo in the next field may be the same as the coo in your own field".

Excellent news as SAF said "The coo in the next field may be the same as the coo in your own field".

it would have been even funnier if he compared the sheep!!!!