Local hero gets another cap!

Feck me is that not dangerous - Turkey at Xmas.

Only if you fail to kill it properly before you stuff it into the oven.

Hope he doesn't get gobbled up in all the hype.

Or loses form and starts getting the bird.

With luck he'll pluck up the courage and score a crop of goals to spur us on again.

He might be worth a go on the wing..

On the wing? That would be a sage move! From there, he could give teams a right good stuffing!

If we deployed him effectively against the team from Perth, we could say he was our St Johns(tin-foil).

 

A good replacement for Butcher (unintended pun) would be the old wise head of Jimmy Bone...We just need to pluck up the courage to make him the beak. I really wish-Bone was here!

That last one was truly offal...

 

There will be a lot of xmas bookings for Turkey for many Fowls!