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I’ve been a tax dodger for many a year And I’ve spent all my money on whiskey and beer But now I’ve legged it with gold in great store And now its a case of the Rangers no more.......... And it's no, nae, never, no nae never no more And the Rangers will be no never no more I went back to Ibrox I used to frequent And I told the taxman my money was spent When I asked for more credit, they answered me nae Saying custom like yours I can get any day...... And it’s no, nae, never, no nae never no more And the Rangers will be no never no more I drew from my pocket a cheque looking bright Sorry, were not falling for that Ticketus sh1te You conned us and told us you were one of the best And the words that you told were just said in jest And it's no, nae, never, no nae never no more The Rangers will be, no never no more I’ll go back to my parents, confess what I've done And hope that they pardon their prodigal son For Ive bankrolled the Rangers and put them in despair It hasnt cost me a bean and I dont really care And it's no, nae, never, no nae never no more And the Rangers will be no never no more

Are my eyes deceiving me? Who actually took this picture? I take it that's an Inverness Courier photo shop job to make the River Ness look more exotic. However, they forgot to colour in the part of the river underneath Terrys right arm!

Shoes off if you pay your tax!

http://caleythistleonline.com/page/index.html/_/previews-2011-12/inverness-ct-v-rangers-preview-r920 Ginger Jaggy has a scathing preview published to whet your appetite for tomorrows clash with the once mighty Glasgow Rangers. Welcome to our world, the one where clubs have no money, low attendances, local people that support their local team, don't win major trophies, don't bleed the rest of the clubs dry, sing when we lose, cringe at the transfer window when our top players get bought out, struggle to stay afloat and try to avoid relegation every season. Still, it's good to know that living within ones means and honesty are rewarded, and when the taxman knocks we can all sleep easy. Still, the job on the park has to be done and we need to get the finger out. Have a swatch.....................

F*ck off County, you'll never win the league, you'll never win the league, you'll never win the league

Capital Caley that photo was taken by me Inverness Audio Visual and it is pure fluke that the colour is different as I took that photo on my phone it was straight into Twitter from whence it has been lifted.

£1 You were bought for a ponud You were bought for a ponud You were bought for a ponud Poundland, Poundland, Poundland

What was it covered with? I thought the south end was covered with grass? Tommy Cumming is going to layer the south end with jelly and ice cream tomorrow so don't worry.

Ach dun do bheal agus mach a seo.

I think the original guesstimate was he may be back before the season ends, possibly after the split. However, if we don't need him for anything exciting, we should pull out the stops to retain him for next season, and rest him for his own good this one. He will be a real quality player one day and is an asset to our squad.

The tax man's taken all my dough And left me in my stately home Playing on a Sunday afternoon And I can't sail my yacht, He's taken everything I got, All I've got's this Sunday afternoon. Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I gotta big fat mama trying to break me. And I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury, Playing on a Sunday afternoon. In a summertime In a summertime In a summertime Even the lyrics are spot on

Lets just give thanks that it looks likely that we will still be a SPL outfit again next season. Lets concentrate simply of ensuring mathematical safety first and then looking up - if we concentrate on performances to survive and adopt that psyche it should produce better performances and results than if we started thinking above our present situation. I would hope and I am shure that Terry and Mo will be simply taking a game at a time at the moment.

Is the bottom line not that the club simply cannot afford this ? Placing it in an uncovered area will not work but again it looks like that is the only suitable area for it to be put - another real negative. The ideal place would be a section in the North Stand or under cover in the so called West stand. The only probable way forward is sponsorship - which again is extremely doubtful. I would of course be interested but I simply doubt that we will ever be able to replicate the away support at TCS - for a variety of reasons which have all been given previously.

There are a lot of good points in what you say CD. I have'nt been an ST holder before due to work but, because I retire this year, I will likely go for one next season and I'd happily suffer the weather to stand in that area. I also think that a noisey north wing could generate a better atmosphere around the rest of the stadium. It may well be that many people who can afford a North stand ST cannot afford to go the bit extra to help fund this, and many others who cant justify a ST against the number of games they can attend, so I'd be inclined to suggest that, if the club agree in principle, we have some fund raising events, perhaps organised through the Supporters Trust and Club. Could we fund and fill two hundred seats in this area? I'd also suggest that, as a trade off for the funds raised, the club give the fans the wall that traverses the area for flags and banners. A red and blue brigade area to rival the evil twins as it were.