Mrs Pauliebee

I'm guessing FW is a Scorpio! Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. TAURUS the tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ... loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ... most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! VIRGO the Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever... romantic. Caring. LIBRA:. The Lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with ... you might end up crying ... the most irresistible. ARIES the Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic-Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed. AQUARIUS does it in the water Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS - BETTER THAN EVERYONE! GEMINI does threesomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. LEO the Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. CANCER the Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. PISCES the piece of a** Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, **** IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. CAPRICORN the passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. SAGITTARIUS the sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone. They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying. Mrs PB x

Caley D, ask Uncle Albert, dogs don't just eat what you give them, his dog is a theiving ***** and nicks food right of his plate/wherever he can find it. The dog analogy is not laughable, why should a child be left to suffer, but a dog be taken straight away from the owners and them prosecuted. Whilst the childs mother is offered"help", yes she was coping with depression, but in my eyes milking that excuse too! Perhaps if the consequences were harsher for parents, she wouldn't have let her child get into this state, she's have got off her erse and found him the correct help ages ago. The latest development was that the boy was comfort eating due to and abusive father. So maybe there was some resentment? It does matter who is to blame, how can you fix a problem if you don't go straight back to the source! I can see HM5 is going to be interesting! :panda01: :moon2: :panda01:

Every Cloud has a silver lining! :022: Every Celtic game it's the same, the row infront of the PB's (usually reserved for away reserve team) is full of away "fans". We now take great delight in saying very loudly "Serves the Glory Hunting B*****d's right!" at every ICt goal, and making general comments to annoy them. We'll you've got to amuse yersel somehow! :023:

Some hitchhiker we got off the bridge! :016:

Ticket for me please!!!!! Looking forward to an evening covered in body glitter and fiddling with mechanical things - a normal Friday night then! :023: Update - can I have 3 tickets now please? Is that allowed? It's for my Mum and Wee Sister - both Caley fans (as if they had a choice?) :021:

Can see your point davieB - but what happens to him if you leave him there, as CCC says his Mother suffers from severe depression, she doesn't (in my opinon) have the capacity to help him even with the correct diet sheets/advice. She can't control him. Did you watch the 34 stone Teenager, they came up with another good point, if you know someone is suffering from an eating disorder, is morbidly obese, and you continue to feed them - is that assisted suicide? It's an extreme way of looking at it, but I can see their point!

Have to say the Tonight programme last night completely changed my view. I originally thought, that's ridiculous, you can't take a child away from their Mother because of his weight. They just need help. But then...they showed the story of the 12 Stone Dog who's owners were prosecuted, the dog was taken away from them, given to the RSPCA to look after, dog lost weight, they were charged, and then the dog returned to them on the understanding it never happened again. Asks the question "Why treat a dog better than a child?" From watching the programme, his mother is completely out of her depth and they are in a vicious circle. He's so big he can't walk the five minutes to school, so he stays home, gets bored, starts eating, gets bigger, circle starts again! I honestly think the only way to help the wee boy is to take him away and get him some professional help, with the view to him returning to his mother after.

"The Dodgy Arms" - what a place! Superb live music, great banter...althought that barman was a tad shady if you ask me. Kept trying to electrocute his punters with various devices - you don't get that in The Innes! A guest appearance by HMS Sneck - what more could a woman want! Satisfaction was indeed guaranteed! :dancing03: :dancing01: :dancing03: :dancing01: :dancing03:

Absolutely, I think that's the sting in the tail, nowt left to play for now! Robbed...again....in the last couple of minutes! I know we've done it to folks in the past, but it's happened quite a bit recently. Bitter pill to swallow!

There's a huge leap between banging the goals in at training/reserve matches and banging them in against Celtic. Sometimes I think we don't appreciate how hard is it for the youngsters to step their game up. One of our mates from Birmingham came to watch the previous Celtic game and was impressed by him! He does have some quality moments, but he's so easy to knock off the ball. So far I've been disappointed by him, he needs to graft harder and chase rather than arms flapping about. C'mon Rory - prove us wrong - knock in a 40 yarder against the Arabs! :016:

:025: :025: :025: Sorry, don't but Rory just aint up to it. Every time he comes on he gets pushed off the ball far too easy! A lad his size should have more presence!

2 x PB's (inches away from Strachan, can't wait - BRING THEM ON!) :021:

It's a tricky one this, if you apply it to the PB's I should be a tink :010: and Mr PB should be a Villa Fan. Can understand your annoyance, but lets focus on the future generations and forget about people who are clearly already lost! Afterall, could there be anything more annoying for an OF fan than having a kid who's Caley daft and refuses to change!

Sadly, I don't think this is an isolated incident, we'd heard from someone else that they were refused their usual seats in the main stand, and offered uncovered seats in the North Stand instead (there was several kids in the group!). It was only when they started to kick up a stink that the club backed down and gave in. Apparently the order to sell the seats had come from "very high up" - which if true is very very disappointing. :007: :020: :007: Right enuff, you do need corporate money, but why couldn't they flog them to them after the deadline for season ticket holders. If you didn't get your tickets in time - tough, it's your own fault!

PB's are certainly involved, and will definitely be at the next meeting. I can't deny that there may be "psychological damage somewhere" with us both :023:, but we certainly aren't doing this to pass the time. We care about this club and how it's run. Yes, there are things that annoy me, but we're not going to change them sitting on our erses are we! It's too easy to spit your dummy out and throw a tantrum about the people that are getting off their's! It's the cowards way out of having to do anything! Try doing something positive for a change Clacher - you might enjoy it!

"Window salesman as director of football?" Feck off! :008: :008: :008: :finger03: :008: :008: :008: He's a superb ambassador for our club!

Is anyone else getting a bit fed-up of us popping over the bridge? Rankin has proved what a jump it is, if the Player of the Year finds it tough - what chance have the rest got? Rankin........McSwegan.......Cowie.....(not to mention previous signings). I'm disappointed - how does that show ambition? Yogi manages to get players like Stokes and Casper Schmichael - and we raid the tinks! C'mon Grassa and Charlie - bite the bullet and look further afield - it's getting boring now! Mrs PB ***steps off soapbox***

Rankin just needs more time, if it's true that Black has gone to Hibs, then CC obviously has plans for the midfield. His goals were superb, hardly feckin tap-ins! He'll start banging em in soon! From what the troops were saying about the C***y game on Saturday, the jump up is probably a lot more than we credited them with! Mrs PB The John Rankin Fan Club

:021: :022: :021: :022: :021: Brilliant news - go'on Barry!

Brilliant - will be wearing with pride! :021: :022: :021:

Don't forget Shaun De'lere

Will do! :004: The sad thing is he's actually a very intelligent bloke, he can rattle off a script about 18th century architecture word perfect in 10 minutes! No need to research, just spurts it out! Shame he's an erse!

I have to shamelessly admit - I have been glued to it! It's a mix of being disgusted and sticking with it to find out if she gets her comeuppance! Sorry, she is a racist! She may not know it - but she is. Shilpa has said she isn't - but she hasn't heard half of what Jade said behind her back. Jack called her a P***, her Mum referred to her as "The Indian" because she was to ignorant to know how to pronounce her name! These people are so stupid they don't even know they are racist! When BB called her into the diary room she couldn't even say the word! Jade Goody is a feckin disgrace!

People like him have no clue, it's the wee people that have all the power! I'll tell you a story in the pub Gringers. Don't want to post it here, might end up in the Highland News! :004: Bless him, Holiday is the only prog he's got now - and even that's facing the axe. Don't worry - Karma will come - he'll be working in Lidl's soon! :016:

:015: :015: :015: Lazy Journalism again! Why bother going out there and finding stories, when you can sit on yer erse, surf the forum and fill pages! Bout time they got caught out!