IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

I can only remember the Budvar Tent

Carver from Accrington ?

Well it will not be a submarine as with those two in command it would be sunk quickly - All anyone would have to do is knock on the hatch.

All I can remember about Ayr is the smelly toilets and the Ship Inn.

No need to worry - let's face it, rice goes with anything.

Alex Rodman next ?

And then along came

Was it not Proctor who came in ? My memories are the Plastic Whistle supporters and the Rainstorm just after the final whistle. Dumbfarmlife game was on my daughters 7th birthday and we travelled to the game by limousine, got out and called Gordon Ramsay a commoner. The Ice Station was a great game and occasion but my fave was beating the Jam Tarts 3-1 in the cup at Tynie.

Scarily my recollection was the Portaloo !!

Just give us a snazzy fixture list

But Bronson - after the fight - spoke like he typed in his 4am posts

DOH - So why did we give Yogi an extended contract ?

Things are Boden well for the future

The two Wigan boys are still contracted until 30/06/16 so they are in waiting. We missed out on James Dean but Darren Stephenson is a Chorley potential and a lot of lower league English clubs are sniffing.

Even better - perhaps they are on their way

My brother in law says that ICT have been sneaking around Wigun again - not for McKay but possible season long loans for Matthew Hamilton and Adrian Purzycki.

He may sniff out some chances and lead the line with experience.

JofrAl - just off to Applejacks

What was yer Dad's name ?

I can sense a forage across the Irish Sea.

So that's a Yes. The only panic may lie in the buying. You don't get time and space now.

Have we done it yet again ? Why are we regularly caught out at the start of the season ? A lot of other clubs have done a lot of business and many are prepared for the pre-season. It is really important to get it all in gear and have a squad ready to gel and get to know each other, especially if a change of playing philosophy is in the air.

I would be a combination of all three to be frank. But the deal is done, Foran deserves a chance to prove himself and the proof is in the pudding - although I would accept a good looking and tasty dish from the offers menu initially.

This was al done and dusted months ago