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I will join in from ma front room chair and SkySports. Ya might even hear me !!

The other is Hair Untied away - I am quite happy to act as a "guide" to any newbies from Englandshire and all I ask for in return is a lift, a back seat for me and my carry out and a few voddie and cokes. I am a friendly, loveable and approachable individual and you will be safe and well looked after in my company.

Dont fret - I am saving you for the Canada tour.

ffs didn't even make the bench!!! Is that because of the 'incident' at Hamilton?? :D Yip - you and yon cheeky wee **** are barred until you learn how to behave yerselves.

Johnboy will always be a No 2 in my reckoning.

Feck me - I suppose that you will start agreeing on playing people wide on their favoured feckin side next. :D I am a bit worried that TB is in awe of the Tokely / Granty pairing - IMHO that should only be used when Bulvitis aint available.

What exactly is the difference between Bucharest and Dungwall ??

I said it many times last season but Granty suffered in the SPL having to cover for Zadi and regularly having to take on the man to man marking role. On Saturday Zadi was much improved and looks capable of holding his own at the SFL level - that just has to take the pressure of Granty. On Saturday Bulvitis is a no nonsense DEFENDER who looks like a real man marker and has some pace. That also allowed Grant to devote his energies and concentration on marshalling the defence and assuming a mainly central, covering position. Esson is practically a sweeper and a playmaker at times and he regularly starts off going forward with throw outs. I dont think that Grant has changed that much - he just has more support, less responsibility and more freedom. At times last year he had to do too feckin much because of the deficits of others.

I am afraid that the muppets have arranged to loan me out to the Spanish outfit - Las Palmas - for a couple of weeks and I am therefore unavailable for the Dens Park outing and outsinging Arnie, Heilandee and company.

Is it not strange that the so called abusers and warned on here are the most abused and mocked.

Should that read Zadi is the next Lillian Savage, its only a matter of time before Parma Ham step in and can him What a load of bollicks. What about trying out Obdhiambo on the wide right or going 4-3-1-2 with Sanchex in the "hole" ?

Hopefully Career ending, his cheating was disgusting on Saturday. Can I call this inbred a feckin ersehole ??

Manager - Renegade Assistant Manager - Feb 8th Caley D Yngwie Mann4the Job Maimie L-g RIG Mantis Scotty Alec McLeod 5th Stand Kingsmills Get rid of these feckers from the site fer the day and we could have a feckin ball.

Feckin stalkers.

Personally I would ban all gobby, trouble stirring old grey haired feckers

My first look at all of them: Bulvitis - Looks more like a full back to me but is no-nonsense / no frills which may be just what we need. It will be interesting to see where he plays when Rosscoe comes back. Eagles - Again looks more like a midfielder than a winger - nice touch but not sure if he is strong enough. Cox - certainly looks the part. Stratford - Not sure about him - I did feel that we lost the midfield yesterday and he didnt do much to win it back. Hayes - Needs to lose about half a stone but shows promise. Sanchez - Now he whets my appetite - be interesting to see him in 3-4 weeks.

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I dont think that Rooney and Foran can play as a pair - I reckon TB has made it plain to see that he prefers Foran and Barrowman. Obdhiambo will have to settle for the bench but he is some player to have coming on as a sub - Sutherland will have to wait. But Sanchez could be the type of player who could play just behind the front two. It would be interesting to see if TB would be as attack minded as playing a 4-3-1-2 system with Sanchez in behind Foran and Barrowman.

I am a psychic not a comedian - I knew the answer before I asked the question.

Dannydoo - where do ya feckin live the noo - are you an East Coast poo - a Wickeroo - a Western Island coo or a Central Belteroo.

Now this could be interesting ?? Reckon TB may go for a relatively unchanged X1 excpet put Foran in for Rooney and may be forced into another change if Imrie is unfit. Tel may also go for Barrowman instead of Sanchez - at least at the moment. ESSON PROCTOR BULVITIS GRANTY ZADI IMRIE/HAYES COX STRATFORD EAGLES FORAN SANCHEZ/BARROWMAN I would plump for Hayes for Imrie though if Dougie doesnt make it.

Is it the lure of the SFL ? - cannot believe that there were so many "golden oldies", singers, the SESH and new faces - The support yesterday was as good as it gets - long may it continue.

Just needed to post this thread - I've been looking forward to the SFL fer months - I will add to Hairys

Nice to see that between 50-100 peeples took ma advice.

Feckin stoopid old git. Yon steward was feckin great craic.