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I know this may be a bit late but I am driving up from Lancashire and driving straight back - do any of the Lancashire based punters fancy a wee jolly ?

Ya have got to improve on that son. :(

Now we have got rid of the old git - where is the watering hole ?

I have been totally out of touch and I admit that I cant be ersed reading through all the posts BUT how the feck is Golly back, the useless Mountie dumped and Zadi benched - feckin great news. I did actually advise TB in regard to this but what feckin happened ? And why all the TB outcry ? Was it becos of the Tink result ? I actually feel that he is beginning to build something.

How feckin come I still have 30% abuse warnings ? :D Mind you can you put a 50% cap on it if the benefit scrounger gets out of his bed and replies. Or is this benefit day in Airdrie ? He will probably be in the glue and plastic bag shop by now and lying on a park bench till the game tomorrow.

The choice between Dumfries and Tokyo - thats a no brainer. But fer fecks sake my main concern would be Butcher leaving the team in the hands of Maurice Misspass and the muppets. And what is the problem with Butcher being a pundit - He is feckin networking fer fecks sake - He may be raising his own personal image and profile but he is also raising the image and profile of ICT - in a far better manner than a certain feckin Rumanian did. And it keeps the daft muppets out of the loop as well. I went into Linekers bar and there is a big poster of TB on the wall with the blood dripping out of his brainless Sassenach bonce - I ask the three young english lads at the bar - "and do you know where he is now ?" and they immediately replied - "He is managing Inverness isnt he it". Bet I wouldnt have got the same response if it was a piccy of Misspass or Bennett !!

There is NO Airdrie - the proud name DIED with the demise of Airdieonians - It is a disgrace that erseholes like the half witted sheell suited wind up attempter even uses the phrase - It is now simply United - a second division outfit playing in the First Division whereas we are an SPL outfit temporarily playing in the First Division.

Why dont try the Exeter Arms in Stirling - just wear a Jimmy Zadi top and take a bench with ya.

This site has gone to the dogs since I have been on loan to Las Palmas - We have dedicated halfwits like poor old Renegade being challenged - well he is challenged - Moderators throwing their Internet weight about and above the law and the erse licking hangers on putting their ore in. Even I am being abused. Hang on a feckin second - nowt has feckin changed. :D :( All we need now is the deranged South Lancashire United eejit to join in. Lets face it - Renegade is on the feckin wind up - good lad !!

I have already booked the Travel Inn for the Seterday Nite - the best feckin away day in my humble opinion.

who is this gaydumbweegie with the IQ of 11 ?

It will be good to be back :) Just a pity that we have to play a bunch of second division players with a gormless following.

I hate Inverness Thistle and the Airdrie nazis.

Especially when the winds blow down the TCS.

Apologies for being pedantic but catch 22 is a paradoxical rule that has no solution. We have a choice which you alluded to - we need a singing section at home - we have one away from home.

The muppets have cashed in and lent me to Las Palmas for a couple of weeks - But I look forward to Morton and Airdrie.

Addictions eh - what about a voddie and coke area then.

The club are missing out on a real feckin earner here - What about buying 2-3000 of these - choice of colours of course - then we could put the club emblem on and personalise them with names - you could get a choice of beverage as you pass through the turnstile and at half time - It would fair develop the atmosphere and it could even make Caley D look and sound feckin bearable.

It is going to be a regular feature hopefully - give the man a feckin break - This is Care in the Community at its feckin best.

My kids have been coming to games with me for years and the swearing and behaviours of other fans does not appear to have affected them at all.

Ive got it - from henceforth he shall be called Fat **** Dim.

I seem to start off every season with this topic - Once again it looks like we are going to take more points away from home than at home: I have a slightly different view on it this season but before I gob off - tell me - WHY are we so poor at home ?

To me - ICT Chris summed up my worries on the match thread - we have a defence that will not lose many goals but we have a shot shy attack - we also however have little in the midfield to feed the forwards - we could end up with the lowest goals against but the lowest goals for. What we need is a good win and hopefully the confidence will rise

Good post - he quite simply has not had a run in the team BUT I really dont think that he can play with Foran and I think that Foran is wasted on the left BUT maybe that is worth a try and play Barrowman up front. Personally I think that is confidence is "shot" and the fans get on his back - fraid we will never see the potential at ICT.

Dont let the bestards get ya down CD - feckin good on ya and keep it feckin going. A lot of peeple have complained about the lack of atmosphere at TCS and at least you are trying to up the craic and get some of the sad sweetie rustling whingers to take part - as far as I am concerned - even if you wound them up it was feckin worth it. ICT's own Fat Boy Slim :024: :024: Fancy making it a double act in the near future :(