IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Of course I am Section G - where the feck else would I ever be ?

You're on .. Any good with backing vocals? :( ;) BRING IT ON

Feckin great news - feckin great timing - Give him a season to show us what he can do with his own choices and HIS squad.

Thats ok - I have two of my own and I will take four of my mates - that means I can order 12 double voddies.

Big soft Muvversmell creepin *******.

Thats ma boy Hairy - you can rely on an owd Howden ender to stand up and be counted. As far as I am concerned I dont need words - my actions say it all. :) Mind you the last Falkirk home game fer me lasted 23 minutes. :( ;)

Just watch out fer the old fat grey haired **** in the kilt - if any of ya wee bestards can outsing me I will run around the pitch at the end starkers !!

The main difference was that Grassa and the muppets didnt attempt to completely feck up the season. In 2004 we were high from the Clyde game and full of optimism with a team that was raring to go. Just compare that team with todays. I am going to get feckin wet on saturday

I would suggest that Grantie has cost us as many goals since Butcher has arrived, as Lionel has. I would also disagree that he finds Lionel a problem playing alongside him. I think, like Rossco, Lionel is his own man and maybe Grantie is the weaker link at the back, not always covering for the left, whereas Rossco still covers for the right. I am sorry but his positional sense at times is woeful - watch and you will see Grant manually operating him at times

I am now really regretting my "prophecy" earlier in the year. Lionel really was the pick of the bunch against Killie - if I voted on the smileys and the POY he fewckin must have been !! - and I really, really hope that he keeps his nerve fer ONE more game - If he does I will give him a big hug - as well as Lizi.

May I remind you that an old Caley Animal wrote the original No Nay Never song Now another Caley classic to ammend more but we probably have to take out the Jaggie bits is: My old man said be a Elgin (County) fan I said feck aff bollicks yer a **** We took the Jail End in a half a minute We took the Briggs with the Staigo innit We hammered the Huntly and we took the Beach End too

Feck me - aint even going to join in.

The Original HMS Sneck "fanfare": In the land that I was born, lived a man who sailed the seas, And he told me of his life in a Sneckie sunbmarine. So we sailed up to the sky Till we reached our land of dreams And this is where we'll stay In the Scottish Premier League All together now We all live in a Sneckie submarine. Or Dido ? Scotty - have ya a piccy of the original HMS Sneck ?

Sean Connery as an ex-Scotsman, Mel Gibson dressed up as Braveheart, Liam Neeson as Rob Roy, the lads from Trainspotting and Homer Simpson in a kilt (or a lookalike ).

The guy is a tube but the ONE thing I hate about travelling to Inverness is the A feckin 9. There must be a song to sing about the A9 for NEXT season.

I have already told you all that he is coming back.

King Beastie I fink - "I would rather have a butcher than a pie" at Killie B) Any others ? Any fer the weekend ?

Thought it mite be polite to ask - but where was Granty ? - is he feckin nursing a BACK injury or wot ? he has lost at least a yard of recovery pace and he aint taking the shyes any more - if he is struggling why is Pavels on the bench ? Watching the replay - it is either the fault of Mikey or Zadi or Granty - Zadi fer once is INNOCENT - to the first degree ??

Feck sake guys - ya cant change prices now - it would be a shambles and open to correct complaint - This is yet another example of the total amateur management of ICT. :)

It is so much simpler - we have amateur muppets in charge - some of the answers are so feckin in yer face - most of the peeple on this forum have said them again and again and again - Give me Mike Smiths job - fer half the feckin salary.

I'll be there Kev and givin it feckin laldy.

Having watched the highlights over and over again - I just cannot say who exactly was at fault - was it Fraser, Granty or Zadi ?

Same one as you but i'm getting on at Elgin, as i'll stay over at my folks on the Friday night. Make shure that you have a damned good wash before ya leave yer parents and freshen up on the train as well.

My spiritual contacts agree :023:

Dont fret - Captain IHE will be steering the HMS Sneck from deep in Section G - any slackers will be promptly admonished. :023: