IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

I have just e-mailed Mike Smith and told him that if he doesnt reply I am going to streak at the Aberdire game.

THE DRINKS ARE ON LES

I remeber the days when foreplay was uncomplicated.

dipping

windy,snowing

Yeh - keep us posted. Thanks.

FECKIN RITE ON DUDE - PASS THE FECKIN SPLIFF. :crazy07:

Orion Enterprises have just announced that the club will have a combination of Romanian and English pronounciation - The club will be renamed Bucharesti Caledoniani Thistlei and will be managed by Savagei, Brewsteri, Benneti and Smiffyi. They are having a feckini laffi.

When did Marius ever "put himself about" in any match in a manner that was likely to cause injury to himself or anyone else for that matter...? Another IHE wind up I would think, and of course further opportunity for those who like to 'have a go' at Marius to satisfy their whim. I have actually disappointed myself this season - I am so pissed off with what has been going on that I have been posting reality fer once - just wait and see.

We need to talk - I am a professional and I can help you.

I have heard a rumour that Marius may be rested on Saturday in order to avoid injury prior to the Romania match. :024:

Mike Smith as just announced that, due to the suggested new strip and change of club colours - as suggested by the Orion Group - that the club has decided to purchase a 30 foot by 30 foot surfing banner for the North End. He also says that Orion are going to sponsor four poles to hold it up.

Half naked in Section G - sounds like a job for MacBandy and maself. :001:

Some of US said that in August !!

I doubt if you will ever change Rosscoe but he aint a midfielder - he hasnt looked the same since Dods went as the Machine had the football brain to cover Rosscoe's forward momentum - as did Blobby Mann before that. Problem is that I dont think that Proctor has it in him to be a central defender so we may be stuck unless we try out Proctor in the hole instead fo Duncan - he may well have the patience and the discipline to do that. Then we could play Cowie wide right in Bazza style and Imrie wide left. Away from home I would always play 4-1-4-1 so I would play Black in central midfield but we really need someone "dogged" to be there with him. I would play Niculae at home - but play him on the last man - he annoys me when he tracks back as that leaves us totally devoid up front. That may be his "strength" but it is a luxury. Either that or we get a real target man - one who can move. Bayne would always be my choice away from home.

Fer fecks sake - of course it is a three man decision. There is such a thing as a phone. Pre- meditated if ya ask me.

I actually felt that Russell was the best player overall prior to Xmas - when we were playing 4-5-1 with him in the hole we/he were at our best. I would suggest that he has been affected by the general atmosphere as most have. He aint never going to be a playmaker but can be very effective if played in the coreect system.

He was at home - and apart from the dive what did he do at Tynie or any of the away games - apart from pissing off Wyness, Bayne, Rankin, Wilson and Black.

Denzil's indiscipline was to speak his mind - How much more of this management regime can we suffer. I am begiining to suspect that something is wrong. :023:

Apparently Denzil has turned down the offer for personal reasons and wants to be closer to his family.

I am reliably informed that the Orion Group have put a proposal to the Board that we should be renamed Bucharest Caledonian Thistle next season. An Orion spokesman explained that plans were progressing well and there was a cull of the local, loyal servants taking place and that a conveyor belt of Eastern European talent is waiting in the wings. Alan Savage meantime is being touted for the next series of Strictly Come Dancing. I Cat will be replaced by Basinar and the club nickname is to be altered to "Bagatiai sarma in nasdide". At least we should win more away games as we should soon be experienced travellers.

Fer fecks sake CB - how do you expect boltneck to understand that ? :rotflmao:

I have been reliably informed that the meek Denzil told a few peeple the home truths - and Bayne backed him up. Bye Bye Denzil - Bye Bye Bayno. The fools have been too loyal fer too long - Now why would those two forwards have a beef ? :014:

[img width=500 height=373]http://www.darlington.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/5C2666EB-9D2E-4316-93EE-0EEFEFA8BD10/9244/GoldenAgeofFootball.jpg "I said - WE ARE SECTION G - I said - WE ARE SECTION G"

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