Johnboy

5 more minutes Action Man, then I must go..... Blood

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It's time... :022:

I can mind a good few years ago, with nothing better to do, wandering into Central Park, Cowdenbeath, where a match between the home side & Albion Rovers was just getting underway. Always a mouth-watering fixture.!! The attendance was around 250, you could hear every single shout from the crowd.... I couldn't believe what I was hearing from a bunch of guys, about a dozen, who were sitting right behind me... Every bad pass, header, cross, mis-timed tackle from Cowdenbeath brought forth a torrent of... THAT'S FECKIN P1SH... WE COULD DO FECKIN BETTER THAN THAT... THIS IS FECKIN CRAPP... THAT'S FECKIN RUBBISH....etc, etc.. These guys were quite presentable and quite well turned out... It wasn't until one of shouted.... YOU USELESS ****, WILSON - YOU SHOULD BE FECKIN SITTIN UP HERE BESIDE US... that somebody sitting close-by explained to me that they were the reserve team....!!!

I've never understood why so many so-called supporters, think they are entitled to give the players' dogs abuse, at the first mis-directed pass....It's like mob rule and shouldn't be part & parcel of the game. Eric Cantona, instead of being pilloried by the media, should have been given a special MOM award for that infamous karati kick he aimed at an abusive supporter....If more players were to react like that I wouldn't complain... Nice one Eric..!! :022:

Oh dear.... So over your knee again is it? :019:

C'mon Scotty.... Don't keep us in suspenders... Why not reveal two or three questions (and answers) starting now, and keep them going for a few days.... I did consider posting a question about availability of funds for CC to strengthen his squad... I'm quite sure you'll have received plenty of identical questions....

FW would be more than capable of providing the strikers with all the service they need....!! :005: :005:

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I'm sure he meant Munro for Dods.... I would go with that line up, too.... :022:

Good to meet you too, Gringo... :022: his carrot

hope

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Not strictly true, Libero... There has been a few odd occasions over the years when Man U players have spoken directly to the press.... Mind you.... they are usually on their way out of Old Trafford very shortly afterwards...!! :007:

There will be a mountain of stuff to be negotiated...There's no getting away from that... but regarding oil money, just think how the local Shetland economy has flourished by just renting out land & facilities to the oil companies. The ammenities in Shetland - the road network, sports centres, community centres, libraries, etc, etc are second to none... This wasn't negotiated for them by the Scottish Office or even the Westminster government....All this came about thanks to one Ian Clark, who was chief executive of Shetlands Island Council during the seventies....he negotiated directly with the oil companies to the great benefit of the Shetland people.... Now even Lord Fraser, the former Tory Lord Advocate, and one time passionate Unionist, has said he believes an independent Scotland could flourish under the right government... He has savaged labour arguements that Scotland & England would be divided by barbed wire, etc as hysterical nonsense. It's time... :022:

Lane

His titleists or his Y fronts....?

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Good one...!! :025:

Of course you are, darlin', of course you are...... What does Hieli do with soap powder? :024:

OBVIOUlSY...... :023:

Takes a special kind of person to handle a sensitive subject like Hieli's ba's...!! :023: He normally uses Titleist until he loses them.... :015: