I Johnboy, catagorically state here & now... as God is my witness, on that Friday night in question, I did not see what the IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER did with that sausage roll, as he unashamedly displayed his tattoo to some startled regulars in the Innes pub, although I believe it may very well have contravened food hygeine regulations...
I have to confess that, at that precise moment my attention had been momentarily distracted by F*ballers wife & Loopy, who were displaying their wares, as it were... :010:
Anyone requiring further info please contact my legal team... Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne, Inverness. :003: