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Johnboy

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  1. You always give 100% FW - and you can't ask for more than that.... watch out for CC - you always give just the kind of comittment he's looking for....!!
  2. You are just so accommodating - a brilliant squad player....!! :003: :003:
  3. I do, FW, I do.... In fact we all love what you do in the bedroom.... :001: :001:
  4. Now that's much better....!!! :015: :015: :015:
  5. Almost as bad as your George Bush joke....!! :020:
  6. Can't beat a bit of head..... :003:
  7. That is scandalous - either boycott this one or adopt the YNGWYE suggestion.
  8. reminded me of Chris Burke.... great future surely...
  9. Wouldn't hold it against you - FW - There's some BIG guys in that Livvi squad.....
  10. Of course you are such a terrific squad player, Fw.... Anybody's squad.....!! You just love the action....!!
  11. Very much doubt if anyone will have heard that more often than you....!!
  12. Brilliant Maimie - No substitute for Glesca humour...!!
  13. Brilliant FBW...!! Even funnier 2nd time around - Don't you read anyone else's posts?
  14. Anything else nice to say about her...?? Actually - I totally agree with you...
  15. Yeah - you more than most...!!!
  16. That's disgusting - Gringo - Hope your next poo's a hedgehog....
  17. That's disgusting - Gringo - Hope your next poo's a hedgehog....
  18. Tread very carefully here D Macca..... 8)
  19. Good one CCC.... John & Mary - luverly couple - FBW....?? Think I know where your coming from... Shudder to think where you've been....!! :shock: :shock:
  20. Thanks Airborne Jake... Here's another cracker - just for you... It's the way I tell em - you've heard them all before - it's just that I tell em better.....!!! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my dear wife!" That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night at the pub" "Really" she said, "What was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in the church, beside me wife" "Oh, that's very nice", said Mary, "Thank you for saying that" The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize for the best toast at the pub the other night with a toast about you Mary" "Aye he told me" says she, "I was a bit surprised myself. You know he's only ever been there twice in the last 4 years. The first time he fell asleep, and the second time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come" ....!!!!
  21. You're grapes would keep him busy all day long....
  22. I think you are leading a double life FBW.... Still it's two more than anyone thought you had....!!
  23. Wonder what they did to the kids once the camera was away.....
  24. Believe you're quite big in the Bristol area FBW....!!
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