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  1. Johnboy

    JOCK

    :015: :015: : Very good - LG - I remember that one from many years ago with a slight difference... Wee Jock was so p1ssed off that he took a couple of black marbles into the classroom. As teacher was about to ask a question wee Jock rolled his marbles across the classroom floor. "Who's got black balls" shouted teacher, "Sammy Davis Junior" yelled Wee Jock, "See youse on Tuesday".....!!!
  2. Spot on - Mee - United's 15 mins of fame has well & truly past - they are in a decaying city that can hardly support 1 football team, let alone 2. Anybody leaving Caley for Dundee needs his head examined.....
  3. JEEEEEZ...... Some of you people need to get a life..... :018: :018:
  4. I thot it was pure brill....!! :015: :015:
  5. Have you got 1 careful lady owner? That won't endear you to the male population of Sneck...
  6. FW really is ICT's top squad player - always gives 100% - terrific engine in her... She'll never let you down... I'm writing this from Raigmore's STD ward.....!!! :003: :003:
  7. Only when you take away the Sham.... :004:
  8. Have you tried Sham 69 FW..?? :005: :005: :005:
  9. Sticking up for me - FW....?? Now there's a switch....!! :015: :015:
  10. Robot Censor obviously appreciates a good story....!! :015: :015:
  11. How did Gordy get away with the "C" word?
  12. You erse is fine FW... fortunately that the boil eventually healed up - that was a sore point...!! :015: :015: :015:
  13. Neither's dog sh*te....!!
  14. Very Good..!! You can't argue with that...!!!
  15. oh my!!! with me, OBVIOUSLY being the better looking one! :021: Ha ha ha ha ha..... That's the funniest thing you've posted yet - FBW... Brilliant
  16. Or even just pay him to get him into your taxi...!!!
  17. Beastie could afford you all right - Don't think he could afford your taxi....!! :015:
  18. Surely the gas pipeline could stay put - with the new stand built on top.... It would be ideal for away fans...... :003: :003:
  19. I'm surprised you haven't tried to marry him....!!
  20. Credit where credit's due, FBW.... I'm happy giving anyone the clap....!! :003: :003:
  21. Sorry - CCC - You deserve the clap for that....!!!! :015: :015: :015:
  22. That's a classic - FBW - You deserve the clap for that....!! :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:
  23. You know how much I love a good original joke, FW.... :003: :003:
  24. That one's been on this site before, Mrs P.... Never mind though - it's the way you tell 'em.....!!!
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