Georgeios

HT:1-1 FT:2-1 1st Scorer ICT: Foran 1st Scorer Opp: Vigurs 1st Yellow Card: Foran Crowd 5250

HT: 2-0 FT: 2-0 1st ICT: Foran 1st Opp: Barr Crowd: 695

GIRUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sat beside a pensioner (one of a pair) at Dumfermline who was exactly the same about Munro (and Imrie) - I wonder if they're related? I sat beside a Teenager (one of four) at Ayr United game who was exactly the same about Munro (and LDZ) - I wonder if they're retarded

Steady on there, thats a bit kinky!!

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Oh Dear....

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Twats, I had one this morning... Caller - My accounts locked... Me - Whats your user name. Caller - ********** Me - Can you remember your password, I can just unlock it for you. Caller - Aye!! I'll try it again, Stay on the phone. Click Type type click Funk! Sigh Click type type click AHH Funk Me - Do you want me to change it for you? Caller - NO!!! I FUNKING know its right! Its written in my book...... Type type click AAAAAAHHHHHHH Bang!!! funk funk, Can you reset it for me please Im sure I got it right... Me - aye no bother... Ive reset it for you to :@~{:@}}{??@}}{ (Thats a **** to remember) It'll ask you to change it to what ever you want it to be just make sure it meets the criteria.... Caller - Right, type type click click... Funk Funk this things doing my head in!!!! Type click click FUNKSAKE!! IM GOING To boot this thing to Funk, Me - Right hang on I'll Remote on and have a look........ CLICK CLICK (Window opens, It looks ok so i type in his passwore (the one i reset it to) and it worked.... Im thinking this guys at it, I got him to change his password and it worked Happy days.... so I thought.... Logged him off and back on... Logged on fine happy days!! Untill I hung up.. the next call was him again.... Caller - RIGHT ARE YOU TAKING THE ****!!!! THIS HAD BETTER BE FIXED!! IF I FIND OUT YOUR TAKING THE **** IM COMING TO SEE YOU!!!! Me - Eh? Caller - You heard what i said, ME - Whats up now......? Caller - the same funking thing as before but I'm on another machine... Me.... Hummmmmm *Pause* Sir can you just tell me what your password is? We'll change it in a min anyway Caller - ************** Me - Sir can you just go and tell me what order your top line is on the first key board? Caller - Your taking the **** here its QRWEYTUIOP Me - Sir it sould be QWERTYUIOP.......Someones swapped your keys round Caller - Hey C**T did you touch my keyboard (some on in his office started to **** himself!!) *Line goes dead* Mint crack... the guys just been in with Cookies!! awsome!

Thats Right enough, but they scored goals, the ones we have just now, all but one really scores.. Sanchez is unproven...

Reading that I'm going to go out on a limb and say.. I thing TB is seeing it the way some of us on here see our Strike Force... Mostly Pi5h!! however how do we address that... Whats Neil Mccann doint just now? TB's pal and all that....lol

Dude, Its all fair and well having Sky and the likes but its lagged and updates about 5 mins after the real event, lol, you would have to stay in the Que if you wanted to see what everyone was cheering for lol...

IT crowds mint!! "Have you switched it off and back on?"

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What goal was it your thinking about? Ive had a brain fart again....

No Jay I was anwering another post with about cups of tea, We call it 1st line and 2nd line, 3rd line's the bin or the Equipment supplyer..

---------------------ESSON------------------ PROCTOR---BULVITIS----MUNRO---DJEBI-ZADI HAYES-------COX--------STRATFORD-----EAGLES ------------FORAN----------SANCHEZ--------- Eagles has a great left foot but no right he can cross demond balls with Foran waiting, this is why at times his end product is lacking, TB puts him on the right. I'd like to see Ross on and... I'm going to say it... Barrowman if the game is going well, in pre season Foran and Barrowloads seemed to work (yes i know against 3div and Highland leauge times but still think its worth a punt) Also Mcbain, Hayes is awsome and gives his all but has anyone else seen he burns out after an hour so get the fresh legs/Experienced player on to put in a last ditched half hour, I think Mcbains a better finisher than Duncan...

Its not everyones cup of tea, but BinMan isnt my cup of tea.

This is what I have the problem with , IT geeks might know tricks of the trade like this but I bet most normal people wouldn't . This is true for anyone who is older that 30, the reason I say that is because when I was in School it was one of the first things they showed us to do "Depth A" stuff, like check the printer has paper... dont get me started on that, check its plugged in and clean the ball if the mouse isnt working... and im talking 16 years ago.. My mouse doesnt have a ball.......Jay_7 what do i do now lol.

this ones no Duff, ME - IT Georgeios Speaking Caller - Hello is that IT? ME - Yes whats up? Caller - I cant get a web page thing to work. ME - Ok, whats your username and Machine number so I can have a look at a couple of things Caller - Mrs ********* and my machine doesnt have a number ME - Sweetheart thats not your user name its the Thing you Type in before you put in your password Caller - Oh right its ********** Me- Thats your password, thats not a Username, Right whats your machine name or number and I'll remote on and show you what Im after... Caller - Hang on (Muffle with hand (*Note) We can still hear what your saying) *here Joe Blogs whats the name of this PC? Back ground voice *Barry, its called Barry* Caller - Its name is Barry....... ME - Big sigh, Where is it you are Im coming over there..... To make matters worse the page she was trying to open was......Match.com, bless her.. Its not a really funny one but it was in my past few months the one that really really made me want to hang up on her.. bless I always try to "dumb it down" and remember that not all users are Experts, we have some 60 year olds knocking about I really like fixing there faults as they appreciate it more, I cant wait for my son to show me how somthing works.... then I'll know Im old....

Or you ask them to Reboot, even throw in a "switch it off and back on at the power switch" for there to be a 3 second delay and the reply comes back "right thats it off and back on".... I have to camley ask.. Did you switch your Screen off.. reply "nope the PC"... Deep breath.. What switch did you press (while trying not to blow my top) "Its the one on the TV"....... Then when you try and explain. "Try looking under your desk for me......... oh my they make my day!!

I found it to be spot on! I bite my tounge sometimes on the phone to folk not to say some of the rules on this..

did they give the que x-ray glasses to as not to miss any of the match.. Thats my Grip but to be honest as ive said, i'll just miss out on the pie if Im going to miss any off the match.. If i went for a pie I'd miss a goal or too.. beleve me its happend a couple of times..

What gets me is the fact that if you want a pie at half time you have to miss about 10-15mins of the first half and if you go at half time its 10-15min of the second, this is why I dont get one at the game, I cant see anyway really to combat his other than have 10 counters open and staffed for that 30 min rush.. Im sure the exspence will not cover itself... Hotdogs and other Item for sale wont get me to change my mind on going to grab somthing.

Im not taking anything away from this but we have to remember is was a 3rd Div team..... I'd exspect to have one way traffic, good for team Bonding all the same, I mean we had no goals in the second half, Im hoping this is because TB told them to step back abit and not to burn out for this weekend....