Heilandee

:010: Thats just ........

Just a wee thought here,now i know its no gonna hapen but.....Motherwell could still theoretically go doon ,would that mean Gretna couldn't go up as they cant groundshare with a club in a different league,but then if Gretna couldnae come up, Motherwell would stay in the SPL so Gretna could come up but......... :029:

Makes the run in interesting eh? Pars win

There used to be a steak house in Lincoln- shire called "Get Stuffed" story was, neighbours over the road objected to planning so once he obtained permission and opened he put a massive sign opposite their hoose with the restaurant name on it

Just watched that, soooooooooooperb goal of the season :015:

Qaulity 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew." 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??" 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday." 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." 10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked: ''They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself

Was at Dingwall today, fair enjoyed the game from a neutral point,I am genuinely sorry to see County go down,they really gave it a go and had a tremendous support to try and spur them on, Gretna on the other hand undoubtedly deserve to be promoted as the points total doesnt lie,leagues are won over the distance not in one game, but from a club and supporters point of view if there is a less passionate and less supportive bunch of followers in the land (small handfull exepted) i've not come across them.

Think they just want to mother me BigTams!!! ............will gie you a phone this week.

In a nutshell...similar to what Livi did with Kachloul and got a £15,000 fine....... no that eh'm bitter mind

He also did something VERY unpleasant in Simon Stainrods shoe at a hotel in Aviemore. :toilet01:

Best nickname I ever heard was a lad at a RAF camp in South Wales they called 18 months,he'd lost part of his ear in accident so when asked about the name the reply in broad welsh accent was "coz he's only got a year an a half"

Giving financial advice to Aberdonians,now thats a hard shift!!!

:015: was sadly doing the same thing , the Bellslea bar on the purple hoarding sign gives it awa

Been accosted by some big dogs up the Hulltoon in my earliar days rite enuff :010:

Ye'll enjoy yer pint more after a stroll up the Hulltoon

My brother got nicknamed Basil at school after Basil brush as his hair stuck oot,this got shortened to Baz,unfortuneatley when i went to the senior school hismates startedreferring to me as wee Baz........was suggested oor sister would be nae baz.....

I run my own wee business specialising in erections.

Check oot this linky folks,I am reliably informed you's will be most welcome and may even get Peh's thrown in!! I'd say its a 7 and1/2 minute walk....... http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=e...&iwloc=addr

Good luck against the tangies on Saturday,7th would be a great achievment for Charlie Dunfermline doon,Gretna up, will make the first division a very interesting league to be in next season,cannae wait.............and I hope Coonty stay up as well

train drivers.

Orange and black puppets that moan about everything!!! ET should import them and rebrand as Robson dolls :001:

I thought i must of missed a tread about IHE's damp mattress :010:

Yiz are right,whits ah that aboot ,takin so naebody can unerstaun a word oh whit yer yappin about, fair scunners ya if ya dinnae ken it,be braw if abody wid just tak proper then it would be nae bather ,rite enuff

:015: just you keep takin the medicine :drinking10:

I,m hoping to head up but will be supporting Coonty,I want a home game next season!!!