Heilandee

Mee,just got yer e-mail on Nokia's latest ads,thankfully eh dinnae get wrang numbers!!!!

Was there no a lad Spiers once said something similar

New a guy in the RAF who went by the name of Grahame Rhia,nae problem till he joined the RAF regiment where your starting rank is Gunner,making him Gunner Rhia

Noddy Holder.....Baby,Baby, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby

Another piece of technology recently developed with the fairer sex in mind....... [img width=283 height=800] available from all good T.V. and Satellite specialists!!!! Sorry CaleyD,reckon eh need the whole sofa to maself,get yer ane....... :hiding03: :hiding03:

Widny beh ya a lavvy in St Andrews!!!!!! Des Res in St Andrews!!!!

After years of research, scientists have discovered that Women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a Psychological problem. Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design: Julie from Hounslow:- 'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how i t's supposed to be' Susan from Chelmsford added:- 'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle' Hillary from Kent:- 'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one' See below for picture of the design........................................ :hiding03:

Are you a fashion consultant fae Dingwall by any chance?

While it would be a nightmare to go back to the days of "kerry oots" in stadiums,there needs to be a modicum of common sense induced into civilised drinking in controlled environments within stadiums.The current nonsense in hospitality,where all evidence of alchol is removed 15 mins prior to kick off and cupboards locked etc is absurd in the extreme.......... How the feck am i meant to get my moneys worth oot of a free hospo day oot, if i lose 90 mins drinkn time? :crazy07:

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Did they do a Sunday joint?

and flashed

Thats a very interesting comment worthy of further discussion. Tommy is a crucial cog in the wheel of ICT whether it be his immaculate pitch or whether it be related to kit duties. If any member of staff were to get one, then TC would be the man !!! Sure Tommy would love a testamonial, but no sure what would be his best position nowadays,Left back (in the bar) perhaps. :016:

Watched McManus run 10 yards to take a kick at Barry Robson in a fit of rage(no bad thing some would say!),however it got him sent off :33: and possibly cost us the game,if he does come to ICT i hope he disnae complete his relegation hat trick

and salmonella

Think he's eloped wi FW,rumour has it they are curently engaged on a film project to produce the latest Carry On fim wi Johnboy taking Sid James place and FW as Barbera Windsor to be named "Carry on up the Caley" ooooooeeerrr missus

He got a pint out of Johnboy? :010: :010:

caused pain

Them were the days eh? Now were concerned about a gemme against the Faroes!

consulting IHE

Vindaloo :crazy07:

for experimenting

Sgt Pepper taught the band to play........mind when it came out and it was only 20 years ago today.....jeez i feel old :007:

Stop yer bloody moaning,your only a customer!

Eh'd go along to Mannies festival, but then eh'm 47+ (just) and dont see the point in dance music :music05: RHCP? scuse meh ognorance