Heilandee

rear entrance

anyplace

foul smelling

An American,Englishman and Glaswegian sitting together having breakfast with their wives,the American leans across the table and says..........."pass the honey,Honey".....the Englishman not wanting to be outdone turns to his wife and coo's, "pass the sugar,Sugar"......The Glaswegian thinks he'd better get in on the act too, so leans towards his wife and say's ......."gies the milk ya cow"

shoogle

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Now thats what I call a sporting hero :021:

gamebirds

It certainly shows that teams outwith the OF can attract a decent following when there is something at stake.Well done to both sides.

free beer

handgrenade

the stains

Na ,that's Lochee's big team,sadly OF are too many towns big team,thats half the problem :007: thats scottish football for you Yer no wrang Clacher, wiz workin away last week,had an overnighter in Forfar of all places and went along to a pub to watch the Cellic/ Milan gemme. 20 mins prior to kick aff wiz me ,barmaid and two lassies(who i was trying to explain offside rule and aggregate score to) in the pub.About 10 mins prior to kick aff at least 30 "fans" bedecked in Cellic taps and scarves drifted in for "their teams" game .speakin to the barmaid after she said it would be the same next night for Rangers game. Sad really,but typical :020:

Na ,that's Lochee's big team,sadly OF are too many towns big team,thats half the problem :007:

88 folk paid into the away end allegedly from Dundee's "big" team allegedly

Two fat men standing in the pub, one says to the other "your round" the other one replies "so are you you fat B******"

gardens

horse manure

When i was in the Falklands (pull up a sandbag) the locals were collectively and somewhat derogitively known as"Bennies" after the big slow lad in Crossroads.Them that must be obeyed decided this was abusive to the natives and must stop forthwith and orders to this effect were issued ,within 24 hours the new term of "norras" was in use as in "norranother Bennie"

Ya could try a wee dip in Loch Ness,must be about time for the first "sighting "of the season :004:

silence ensued

:015: awaitng the phone call any day now,so long as the Marrs took the bottom half oh the tables eh? Anyways, it's taken a long time but the ship is finally turning in the right direction with DEE4LIFE at the helm and able captains in Bob Brannen and Dave Mckinnon,here's hoping for a bit better luck next season,the teams improving leaps and bounds (well leaps anyways) since Kerrnahagns reign,considering there was very nearly no team at all i'll settle for this the noo :021:....and occasional visits to see my wee team :004:

Good on the Staggies, hope they keep it up ,eh fair enjoy oor wee train trips up to the Mallard,looks like ICT will have the joy of Gretna next season as the Fermers of Perth have blown it (again) in their rescheduled game with Partick

And a past participle if it ends in "ed" Eh ken more about pissed participants than past participles

Nah,your wrong,I,m sure if there was a Uefa enquiry it would prove these lads were just practicing their red hand salutes!