Joonya

Every day we come across many people who are 'plank'. Some of us may even be Planks to, regardless of if we know it or not. Getting the idea from my old man and his bro (my uncle), I have created and animated a cartoon showing just how stupid people can be. My first one had to be regarding football stewards. Many more ideas are in the pipeline, but please feel free to view "> " type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> "> " type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

HT: 0-1 FT: 0-2 1st Scorer ICT: Foran 1st Scorer Opp: Ellis Crowd: 1769 MrsJnr HT: 0-1 FT: 1-1 1st Scorer ICT: Hayes 1st Scorer Opp: Williamson Crowd: 1999

I'll take Airdrie/Raith draw @ 3.40 Gringo the old fart would like Dundee/Partick draw @ 3.50

HT: 1-1 FT: 2-2 1st Scorer ICT: Foran 1st Scorer Opp: Wyness Crowd: 3069 Edit: did not issue first scorer for ICT or first scorer to QoS

:angry:

Usually the away team is just read out, but I have a feeling two names in particular will be yelled out tomorrow. I for one will be standing applauding the two of them tomorrow. I would welcome them both back any day!!! January can't some soon enough now.

HT: 0-1 FT: 2-2 1st Scorer ICT: Sanchez 1st Scorer Opp: Di Giacamo Crowd: 4669 MrsJnr HT: 1-0 FT: 2-1 1st Scorer ICT: Hayes 1st Scorer Opp: Vigurs Crowd: 3629

Perhaps a bit of Bjorg before your lyrics Alex... it's oh so quiet... shhhhh.... shhhhh It's Oh So Still... shhhhh.... shhhhh but then, again.... shhhh... shhhhh we'll start another big riot!!! Do do do do YOU ARE A GADGIE... etc

Off topic I know, but I had to point out the signature of FilthyStaggie - "I want to be Craig Brewster when I grow up" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: brew.bmp

ha ha ha ha ha - i just had an image of everyone in a huge conga line doing Alex's "you cause all the trouble" around the two complainers.......(if only we knew who they are)

thats right - blame the spell check... it'll definately be a different atmosphere tomorrow.

WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

peterhead draw please @ 3.50

John Major (Former PM) Jeffery Archer (Politician) Charles Kennedy (Former leader of the LD) Andy Gray (Sky Pundit) The Vegaboys (Popstars) Steve Bull (Wolves legend) Sir Alex Ferguson Ross Kemp (eastenders and sky one) Mark Owen (Take That) Spud the Piper (Guy ritchie and madonna's wedding piper) Jack Charlton (former RoI manager) Penelope Keith (TV Fame) Geoffry Palmer (As Time Goes By) Greg Wallace (Masterchef - total W****r!!!!) Eddie Kidd (stunt biker) Nell McAndrew (model) Fat Boy Slim (DJ) Paul Whitehouse (Comedian - Funny as hell) Jimmy Carr (Comedian) England Basketball team I'll add more later than I can be bothered. lol

Same goes for the airport.... The Rangers team used to fly in and out for their games up here - barry ferguson likes his prawn cocktail crisps by the way! I used to work at the Thistle Hotel on Millburn Road too, where Hibs and St Mirren used to stay for games. I worked at a hotel in coventry and nearly knocked Jack Charlton out with a champagne cork. Luckily he saw the funny side. Some of the players from The Midlands Masters 5-a-side tournement stayed at the hotel too - such as Wolves Legend Steve Bull. On a train back to coventry Mark Hately smacked my arm walking down the carriage. I remember saying to my dad that I thought it was deliberate as I had my ICT shirt on and he had a brief stint over the bridge at the time.

... not to forget Eric Cantona had he not gone to Man Utd... I seem to recall rumour about Xausa being linked to Coventry City too when I lived there, as well as Craig Dargo. Don Cowie opted for Watford despite supposed interest from Leeds Utd and Rangers. Was John Rankin not linked to Hearts, Celtic and Rangers too??? Paul Sheerin moved to Aberdeen and Barry Robson to Dundee Utd and Celtic. Not to forget Bobby Mann who signed pre-contract for Dundee when they were an SPL team. Going onto Scottys suggestion of players ICT have helped from flagging careers, what about Paul Cherry, Craig Dargo, Darren Dodds, Stuart McCaffrey, Dennis Wyness (Twice), Russel Duncan (yes I know I dont rate him, but his career was helped by ICT).... the list goes on

when do the other 98 red balloons go by?

Are you absolutely certain of that? I know otherwise... Well unless he has a look alike with the same accent it was him at 9am this morning at inverness airport Definately didn't see him at the airport today, and I was there for ten hours from 0530 this morning! Not only that, but flights don't go to Glasgow from Inverness. In fact, at that time of day it'd be a flight to one of the islands or Edinburgh, and there's not many people on those at all these days.

Refering to barrowload... B) :D :lol: Now along with Duncan and Proctor, this is another ICT signing that I have never rated and I cant see that ever changing. Willing to be proven wrong though. As for Rooney, he WILL come good given a regular start alongside sanchez. They work well together and our our best link up strikers since niculae and wyness IMO

I guess then, that whenever you stub your toe you dont shout out 'AH YA F***er', or when someone cuts you up on the road you dont call out 'SILLY T***' then? I say this, because the only time I ever hear anyone shout something negative is when people are frustrated enough to do just that as a knee-jerk reaction to something negative (barring of course the idiot sat a few rows behind me on saturday). Its not like the players are booed when coming out because we think it's reverse psychology! Furthermore, if the intellegence at the club to ban these chants is so great, then why the hell have they not banned chants containing the word Gypsy before a complaint was made? Surely someone with that much intellegence would forsee it? Or would it perhaps be because no-one ever gave a hoot (including those who are chanted at) because it's all part of the football atmosphere? And why only the word Gypsy? Why not chants containing references to beastiality, incest, facism, gender etc etc??? In fact why not ban all chants supporting our own team too, because ultimately our opposing fans may well complain that we're trying to boost our player to gain some sort of unfair advantage! If I wanted to be dictated to and not get involved, i'd subscribe to ESPN and watch premier league highlights with commentry. If I want to get involved, get behind my team, get banter with the opposition and chant away then I'll go to a game... its as simple as that

What planet are you on? You seem to have raided the Rangers Book of Excuses for Antiesocial Beavoiur - Number 1690. and your argument to this topic is what? that chants between ourselves and those over the bridge should stop because one or two people (out of the thousands who have attended these games over the decades) have complained? unless of course you're read the IHE Book of Fishing

All references to "effing gypsy bar stewards" are surely incorporated into a chant to encourage banter between supporters and create the whole matchday atmosphere? It's not as though the whole crowd stood up and shouted it as though they were about to start a riot!

One thing that was shocking - which I think someone pointed out earlier - was the lady steward in question refused anyone a seat at the back of section G if they didnt have a ticket there. She said they'd be escorted out if they did, or if they used the dreaded 'G' word... I dont attend many games these days, mostly due to work commitments, but when I do I like to get involved in the chants, the banter and the general matchday experience. Unfortunately I had to take an alternate seat next to an older lady, who didnt seem too impressed I was up chanting with the rest at every opertunity. Undertand their point of view had the game been a sell out, but surely all those who usually chant could sit together and get the crowd going (a crowd with I think were indeed the 12th man yesterday - all except one bloke who critisised every touch of the ball and was getting right on my teets!!!)

we've waited year for the first competetive derby and the chance to wind up those from over the bridge, only to have the atmosphere well and truely killed off because of one word??? There is, IMO, no mallace intended in any of the songs we chat - just decent football related banta. I wonder if the club put a complaint over the bridge for the way their fans chat 'sheep hugging bankers' (or words to that effect)...

glory hunter In answer to Stevico's question, I think Butcher is still looking for a perfect starting 11 after having been without 2 of his backbone players so far this season - i mean, of course, rossco and dougie imrie. The only 2 occasions I dont think he's had it right this season were the derby defeat and today. He said before the airdrie match that we would struggle, and we did. He had the team spot on for 'well in mid week. And in answer to Johnboy, i thought that substitution was a weird on at the time, yet could see what he (buthcer) was doing. He brought Hayes over to the right from the left and got a bigger tagert in the box for the balls that were flying in. Zadi, i think, did not too bad when he came on and won us a free kick that could have turned into our equaliser.