TheresNoEsInBlack

Yes. He's taken the team as far as he can and I don't think we should've taken him back anyway.

The power of Ross "Ark of the Covenant" Tokely causes another Killie player to just melt.

I received the following text from one of my degenerate Rangers-supporting pals. I'm going to choose to laugh along as that was absolute p1sh today. "Nessie, jimmy shand, robbie shepherd, elspeth and angus mctoot, charles kennedy, lassie the dug, highland coos, donnie munro fae runrig and aw the sheep... your boys took one hell of a beating!" Furthermore, the company I work for is full of huns, so you can imagine the p1sh I'm gonna have to put up with on Monday. So, to the team, cheers for that ya bunch of wallopers.

yesterday. Does the whole squad always travel together?

When did the squad go to Glasgow? Yesterday or this morning?

Don't wear your shirt pal, they're animals down here in the big smoke. All it takes is one idiot to say something to you and bang, you're in jail for battering 5 of them. You could hand out food to them though, a bag of fruit or something because many of them look like they haven't had a good feed in a while... Kinda pasty looking and impoverished. I feel a bit sorry for them.

If we go back down to the 1st division we might NEVER get back up. Let's not even think about that and stay positive for this season.

We don't ALWAYS do well at home at all! What guff reasoning from him again... We: Lost to Hamilton Drew with Hibs Lost to St Mirren Beat Kilmarnock Lost to Celtic So that's 3 losses, a draw and one win at home. Aye, we ALWAYS do well at home Billy

I texted my mate Stevie, a manky mob affiliate, to ask him his opinion of the game so far. He says: "F*cken awful. I hate playin youse. Always a hard game at that narrow wee ground." Note the shocking standard of Chick Young-style written english characteristic of the uneducated masses of the central belt. Also, notice him grasping at straws with his excuse for them not winning so far. I have pointed out to him that our pitch has the same dimensions as theirs.

Blackie better watch himself! Could so easily been off there. One more and he will be

Hahahaha cheers! pmsl I meant can you give me a clue as to where to watch it without mentioning the name?

Can you give clues Scotty?

Dodds says: "They just surprise you sometimes either by winning a game you don't expect them to or by losing a match they probably should win." Correct me if I'm worng but has he hasn't predicted we'll win any games this season. Further evidence that he just talks peesh. Following his respected reasoning, we could win tomorrow.

Very sad indeed. Rest in peace and thanks for being one of the good guys. (ps. Someone mentioned his approach to signing ICT players but I think our own manager was to blame for that - that's another thread though.)

Not everyone will buy a programme...

I know, but them's the breaks. We'll get payback

There's no skill involved if he says we're gonna lose EVERY week. He's bound to be right eventually... I stopped clock is right twice a day.

Only Stirling Albion game I can recall was @ Stirling a couple of years ago, 6-0 to ICT in the Scottish Score was 1 - 6 in that game. <- I'm in the pic with the anorak

Never mind that, have you done your marking?

I reckon I win. My utter guff Dodds-style prediction is pretty much what he is saying, same score too. How predictable. Dodds is a bathroom with bidet... (a complete sh*te house)

Nice one Shane. Keep it up man

Susan, welcome to the forums. Pay attention though See other Billy Dodds thread to understand we're takin the p1ss with this one haha

Dundee United 2 ICT 1 United's confidence will be high after their impressive 3 nil win over Hearts last week. Caley Thistle's confidence will also be high after beating Kilmarnock so convincingly. I expect United will sneak this one by the odd goal as Caley Thistle will take their foot off the gas.

Thanks chaps

Can't find the link to listen online!!! Any ideas anyone??