HawkeyeTheGnu

Or did Black answer the way he did in order to work his ticket? Who was on that grassy knoll?

There is the matter of diplomacy too. Although it was a stupid question, Black must have been aware that there would be consequences of answering the way he did. If you told your boss you didn't want to work for him, even if asked directly, what would you expect the outcome to be?

OK. Put the word 'competent' in front of PR, and re-read.

If the frank and honest reply is "I don't want to play for you", then what's Brewster supposed to do? If he plays him, then he isn't interested in the opinion. If he doesn't play him, then he's being childish. Although it is a pretty stupid question to ask in the first place. And WHY is this being aired through the press? Our next signing should be a PR officer.

What is wrong, however, is the way this dirty washing is being aired in the press.

Brewster: I'll lead. Bayne: Now there's a first!

"We're shyte, and I know we are....."

Looking forward to visiting Livingston? How can that happen?

Maybe it's a cunning plan. You only need 6 for a water polo team.

You haven't a leg to stand on, selecting Mills. Although, apparently, she did out jump McGuire in training. I assume you've selected Adolf for his bunker mentality. Selection of Mugabe is a master stroke. No matter how many goals we concede, he'll still claim we won.

If we had won that Monday night game, we would have gone second. That may well explain the big attendance for a televised game at a strange time.

Why, are they being relegated?

Yeah, but that's supposed to cover any time-wasting durring stoppage time. You're not meant to play next goal the winner. Still, if Hearts win on Saturday, we'll get another crack at the barstewards. 18th time lucky, eh?

All 39 of them.

Another difference is that McAllister is under 24, so Morton are entitled to compensation, even if he were to leave on a Bosman.

Actually, Meadowbank Thistle didn't go bust. They were bought over by Bill 'Blobby' Hunter and relocated to Livingston. Perhaps the first example of the franchise system in Scottish Football.

Nah, no good. We'd never find them.....

WATP - We are the Papists?

Sticking pins in a Brian Irvine doll....

Noticed on the matchday thread that some people couldn't get online coverage of today's game. Lucky them! Why do we have to put up with Scott Davie and Brian Irvine? The most repulsive double act since Hitler & Mussolini. It's so obvious that they would far rather be at Pittodrie - so BBC, can we have someone a bit more objective covering our games?

Can't believe this. I remember Phil from his first spell @ Well. He was some player. My thoughts and condolences are with his family tonight.

Hmm. :014: New on here are you. Ya **** - I am the Brahan Seer. :015: :015: :015: :015: Bare-ar$ed seer, more like.....

Or at least use someone who sounds like they want to be there, and wouldn't rather be is Tescos. Oh and turn the **** thing up.

What's the difference between Elgin and a pencil? A Pencil has a point.

Thought we looked more dangerous when they both came on (not that we could have looked much less dangerous....) Sutherland started beating people out wide, something that hadn't been happening much up til then. McAllister seemed to pose problems, and funnily enough, I thought that Bayne played better alongside McAllister than Dargo.