Gringo

A slippy poo will shoot right out, So hurry if you can, It fires as soon as you sit down, And rockets down the pan. A jagged poo will rip and tear, The inside of your bum, It's filled with lumps & nuts & bumps, You'll wish your arse was numb. A splashy one drops like a bomb, A boulder from your crack, It hits the water at full speed, And saturates your back. The floater just will not be flushed, It lays there looking smug, It's best to drop it in the sink, And push it down the plug.... ...But of them all the nicest one, Slips cleanly from your hole, There is no need to wipe at all, It saves on toilet roll!

Lieutenant Gringo....I'm gonna be a Captain after HM4 don't you know.

Wire brush and Detol.....?

Happy birthday young uns....don't go drinking now will you? :boldred:

Caleyness is HappyNess... Now where's me lolly? xx

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the **** is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

Uncle Gringo could well be around the area at the erse end of July and would love to party on the beach....Aunty Gringo will be there to.

We are the Highland army and plan to attack Dunfermline from the north. It's mainly for the photo calls at the start and finish of the HM. They are also very comfy for walking - less chaffing etc.

Oo yow callin a Brummie our kid? Oil play yow're gayim...

Welome aboard HMS Sneck jamesie snr - enjoy the cruise.

Ah! Bless.

Dire Straits eh! Saw them live at the NEC arena....abso' brill. Also saw Iron Maiden (fecking loud they were - superb!), Deep Purple (easy there FW..easy!). Moody Blues, Pink Floyd....oh the list goes on....

Oi..what you doing in the old folks home ya tart?

How about an end of season HM4 party at the Lizzy Beaten.....

Erm...Ma Sky Blues?? You from Coventry Nil? You don't have to answer that question...

Probably....it hasn't fallen down yet either....

Oh...no..not Moy...getting one of my 'eads now!!! :roll:

Just heading south Laura....gawd knows where we'll actually end up. We plan routes every year and always end up getting lost in the hills! :roll:

Hopefully Howard it should only be for this season. The SPL is finishing earlier to enable players to be released for world cup duty, well, that's as I understand it anyway.

That's just how clever I am....

Once the finer details of the route have been compiled I will post it on the board. It looks like were taking the 'boring' terra ferma route along the A9 (both new and old A9) and various 'cycle' routes etc. Team Gringo will do Inverness to Dunfermline staring at 8 a.m. on Sunday 30 from the TCS. Yompa is doing the same journey but will start after the match on Wednesday 3 May keeping the HM tradition alive.

It's only 24 miles to Carrbridge and we don't do blisters.... :)

We'll get you some ear plugs... Just don't follow Jnr...(or be down wind of him anyway!) :)

Looks conclusive to me RiG. Typical import.

You could always get an insight to HM'ing on Sunday 30th by walking with us to Carrbridge. Only 24 miles. Easy peasy. We start at 8 a.m.!