Variation on a theme.....
Two boiled sweets are sat in a bar, one of them is orange and the other one is blue. The orange boiled sweet says to his mate, "i'm the hardest toughest meanest boiled sweet there is, I tell ya, no other boiled sweets better mess with me!". The blue boiled sweet looks up from his pint and says "you know what, I believe you, if you say you are the hardet toughest meanest boiled sweet there is, thats thats good enough for me... the two boiled sweets carry on drinking. A minute later, a green boiled sweet bursts through the door and barges past the orange boiled sweets to get the bar where he promptly orders a double vodka... downs it in one and leave, the whole time the orange boiled sweet has done nothing but look nervously into his drink. Again, the green boiled sweet barges past as he's on his way out. Looking up from his drink the blue boiled sweet says to his mate "hey! I though you were supposed to be the hardest boiled sweet about! what happened there?!". The orange boiled sweet looks up sheepishly and says... "well i'm not messing with him... he's menthol!"