Gringo

She wouldn't stand a chance of making it to Longman Rounabout. Can't stand the dizzy tube me....

Count us in for three shares. xx

Sanity stops at 8 a.m on 30th. We will be prepared for any amushes in the woods (and other points along the roue if I know Yompa like I know Yompa). We will be armed with grenade's and other useful items of attack. Which reminds me - someone's nicked my sword from HM3.....

Superb - you'll be able to give G Jnr a piggy-back over Slochd...

Yes, Team Gringo will have the flag but, by the time we reach Friday, I reckon it may well be inserted into a certain orifice of Yompa... :shock: We will all be fully briefed on potential ambush's en route to Sluggan Bridge and well prepared for any attack! :roll:

Team Gringo has now completed the 'fine tuning' of the route south to Dunfermline and is attatched below. We will start from the Tulloch Caledonian Stadium at 08:00 hrs on Sunday 30th April and we would appreciate a good send off. Yes, an early start I know, and it could be tough for some of you to make it especially after celebrating our win at Livingston, but it would be nice to see some of you. At least you'll be able to go back to bed afterwards - we've got 23 miles to walk :roll: Team Yompa will be a one man band and he will keep the 'tradition' alive by starting out from the TCS after the game against Falkirk on Wednesday night and yomp down the road to catch up with Team Gringo. It's going to be tough week for all of us and your support would be very much appreciated throughout the route. We would welcome anyone who would like to join us en route - even for a couple of miles - at any stage during the event. Don't forget to buy your Highland March tickets - only £1. [attachment deleted by admin]

Nicked it off a biker site.....the verse:- The floater just will not be flushed, It lays there looking smug, It's best to drop it in the sink, And push it down the plug.... ..had me laughing so much I just had to share with everyone....

Now that's dedication! :D

If it was the jackpot i'd show my erse to the boss, close the door on the way out and head for Inverness. Pump loads of cash into ICT, buy a nice wee place and spend the rest of my days going backwards and forwards to the Clachnaharry Inn.

Good innit?

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

A slippy poo will shoot right out, So hurry if you can, It fires as soon as you sit down, And rockets down the pan. A jagged poo will rip and tear, The inside of your bum, It's filled with lumps & nuts & bumps, You'll wish your arse was numb. A splashy one drops like a bomb, A boulder from your crack, It hits the water at full speed, And saturates your back. The floater just will not be flushed, It lays there looking smug, It's best to drop it in the sink, And push it down the plug.... ...But of them all the nicest one, Slips cleanly from your hole, There is no need to wipe at all, It saves on toilet roll!

Lieutenant Gringo....I'm gonna be a Captain after HM4 don't you know.

Wire brush and Detol.....?

Happy birthday young uns....don't go drinking now will you? :boldred:

Caleyness is HappyNess... Now where's me lolly? xx

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the **** is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

Uncle Gringo could well be around the area at the erse end of July and would love to party on the beach....Aunty Gringo will be there to.

We are the Highland army and plan to attack Dunfermline from the north. It's mainly for the photo calls at the start and finish of the HM. They are also very comfy for walking - less chaffing etc.

Oo yow callin a Brummie our kid? Oil play yow're gayim...

Welome aboard HMS Sneck jamesie snr - enjoy the cruise.

Ah! Bless.

Dire Straits eh! Saw them live at the NEC arena....abso' brill. Also saw Iron Maiden (fecking loud they were - superb!), Deep Purple (easy there FW..easy!). Moody Blues, Pink Floyd....oh the list goes on....

Oi..what you doing in the old folks home ya tart?

How about an end of season HM4 party at the Lizzy Beaten.....