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Always sad to hear these horror stories of injury but, I suppose, it comes with the teritory. A footballers career is very short at the best of times and for a lad like this to suffer this and such a low wage is tragic. I wish the lad all the very best and hope the op' is a success and he can continue to earn a few quid on the park.

Bonzo, IHE loves you really - its just his way of letting you know. He's just a ***** cat....so, go chase him around, it'll save him having to go to a gym. :001:

Can't quite remember my first car but, I think, it was a red Tri-Ang thing with two pedals at the front. I don't recall it having any brakes either!!! :004:

Probably more ICT fans in the Midlands than Baggies fans...boing boing! :004:

Fantastic result for Englnad last night - there's no stopping us now. We're gonna win the cup We're gonna win the cup And now yer gotto believe us...... :015: :016: :004: :012:

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I'm up there on 29 July...hint hint... :004: :004: Seems like a nice time of the year to me.

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NO - I'm on the night shift... :004: :001:

Ah Haaa!...so that's why your leaving Leicester then??????

Drink lots n lots n lots of water.....then go for a walk to Carrbridge... :004:

Ooooer, such is competition! ....reckon i'll just bring me bucket n spade.... :009: :009:

Good point - we bang on about our famous 1-3 back in Feb 2000 don't we?

Well done Bonzo. :clapping02: :clapping02: :clapping02: :clapping02:

Got to agree with that CD. Although I'd like to see my country do well its the media hype that really gets my goat too. There are times I want my country to screw it up just to see those media types crawl back under their shells.

Oh the sweet memories of Carrbridge Bunkhouse.... :015: :015: :014:

Yes, I know the one, we've used that a few times and has always been good....well, better than the one on the main street anyway.

"I think I need a huuuuug"

According to reports the NHS are to introduce 'on line' eyesight tests for dedicated football fans. They seem to think that many fans strain their eyes during games. A trial verion can be found below. Free eye test trial

I've always found the West End chippy one of the best (never used to be mind) in Inverness. Used the Chip Inn in Nairn a few times too....didn't this place close down last year or was it just a temp' closure?

Well that's ok then.... :004:

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or Holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States". He swallowed hard... here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish. Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet..... "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

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A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month. The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed. “You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend enquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly. The Reverend asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there." Admitted the man, shamefacedly. "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the Reverend. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at Homebase either.

Apparently this is a 'serious' document issued by Doncaster West NHS Rotherham are at home