News release from ICT FC

Inverness Caledonian Thistle plan to invest to help ensure the club retains its SPL status.

Chairman George Fraser said:"The major shareholders and the board are united in our determination to improve on a position where we are one of four teams level on points at the foot of the table.

"We realise we need to strengthen the squad in January and significant finance has been made available to the manager for this purpose. He knows his budget.

A network of sources will be used to help director of football Graeme Bennett to assist in the recruitment process."

Mr Fraser added:"The directors realise there is disquiet among supporters at our poor home record and league position. We share that disappointment and recognise that it needs to improve if we are to rise in the table.

"The long term future of this club is safe thanks to the emphasis which has been placed on sustainability. But we are ready to invest in the short term with the aim of ensuring SPL football for Inverness and the Highlands next season."

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Myself and my Sister-In-Law invented a word by mistake using the T9 predictive text on mobile phones a while back which might just fit the bill.

"Gulbfooly"

No where near harsh enough.

Dumbassery.

I think this would be a great thread for the Anything Goes forum but at the risk of becoming a total hypocrite (Black leaving thread) I think we should keep posting suggestions here. (Only because we know this thread is being watched )

Myself and my Sister-In-Law invented a word by mistake using the T9 predictive text on mobile phones a while back which might just fit the bill.

"Gulbfooly"

No where near harsh enough.

Dumbassery.

I think this would be a great thread for the Anything Goes forum but at the risk of becoming a total hypocrite (Black leaving thread) I think we should keep posting suggestions here. (Only because we know this thread is being watched )

Really... that's just pure brewsumptiousness and craigfoolery.