I would appreciate some advice and guidance - Mr Sutherland and Mr Bennett have been in touch and they want me to sit on the bench during the Englandshire pre season games - in a role similar to that performed by David Beckham with England. I am not clear whether Terry knows about this and I dont wish to create waves. Plus the fact that I would rather get lashed.

Where should my loyalties lie ?

Get lashed, it's what you do best.

I concurr with Mr Mannie, get lashed and wind up the locals, its what you do best.

You would only get bored on the bench. Plus I don't think you would suit a beckham suit. I mean, looking smart, sober and knowlegible, its not really you, is it? No offence :024:

Plus I don't think you would suit a beckham suit. I mean, looking smart, sober and knowlegible, its not really you, is it?

It's not really Beckham either though is it? Smart? :024:

Get lashed, it's what you do best.

agreed

Why not do both? Just like Maradona.

Only a simple person would be limited by such a choice....and we know you're far from simple Johndo. :P