I am reliably informed that Spurs have signed an Italian striker seen during the riots - Grabatelli.

yup - heard about that one over here a few days ago (your slow this week IHE) ...

apparently they got him on a free as well ! but according to those in the know he suffers from poor distribution and has no aerial prowess. However when he gets going he really can light a fire under any match !

Apparently they thought the riots had spread to Glasgow too ..... a friend sent this on BBM

... "oh no, the rioting has spread to Glasgow....on London road and the Gallowgate there are reports of drunken neds and junkie thugs screaming anti-British abuse, there is widespread shoplifting, the only thing untouched is the deodorant and soap"

Followed a few minutes later by: "oh wait, false alarm! It's just a game at Parkhead!"

But did you see the CCTV footage of the Edinburgh riots?

Embra riot