10 possibilities for you:
- swap them for shares in The News of the World.
- take them apart and them put them back together in a random order to make "30 or so" strange/abstract programs.
- exchange each one for an item of confectionery worth no more than 74p and see what sweet treats you end up with.
- place them inside the hymn books of your local church to help those who attend get through a Sunday service after an excessive Saturday night.
- take them apart and wallpaper a single wall in your bathroom with the pages.
- use them to give reading lessons to c*unty fans.
- put them in a pile, cling film them together real tight and use the resulting firm brick type object to stand on to reach items on the top shelf.
- hide them in your local neighbourhood and then create a treasure map with clues to find each one in date order.
- develop altzhiemers or demenia so you forget all the details then you can give yourself a fresh football treat every time you read them.
- glue several pages together, then cut them into squares to make a series of assorted ICT beer mats.
The choice is yours really, do whatever your heart desires!