The Mantis

Feck me. Now I'm confused. We lost on pens at Berwick in the league cup one August, right? Hendrie was manager. So when was the other game? More recent I think.

WTF??? The Ajax fans have loads of insults but 'tinks' isn't one of them AFAIK. Oh wait a minute, you mean your WEEEEE team

I'll be at Stornoway this year Maimie. Dragging Naelifts along to Eric Bogle in a few weeks and he's dragging me to Barclay James Harvest. Missed the Flaming Lips this week though......

iTunes. Total tracks: 2218 Sort by song title: -First Song: '...In That Quiet Earth' Genesis (First because of the dots) -Last Song: 'Zombie' The Cranberries Sort by time: -Shortest Song: 'If your Breasts'- Ivor Cutler (0.06) -Longest Song: 'Cook' Premiata Forneria Marconi (49.53) OK Cook is really an album, so it's Karn Evil 9 by Emerson, Lake & Palmer at 29.37 Sort by album: -First Song: "Heroes" David Bowie ("Heroes") It's first because the " is in the title -Last Song: 'Women's Intuition' Ian Hunter (YUI Orta) First five songs that comes up on Shuffle: 1) 'Tokoloshe Man' John Kongos 2) 'Hanging On The Telephone' Blondie 3) 'You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling' The Righteous Brothers 4) 'No Reply At All' Genesis 5) 'Picasso's Last Words (Drink To Me)' Paul McCartney & Wings Top 10 Most Played Songs: 1) Exhilarating Sadness 3:27 Saw Doctors 21 2) I Wanna Know What Love Is 5:04 Foreigner 19 3) Vincent 4:02 Don McLean 18 4) Handle With Care 3:19 Traveling Wilburys 18 5) Perfect 3:36 Fairground Attraction 17 6) Wond'ring Aloud 1:54 Jethro Tull 17 7) Come Dancing 3:53 The Kinks 17 8 ) Why Does It Always Rain On Me? 4:25 Travis 17 9) Reggae Tune 3:06 Andy Fairweather-Low 16 10) Burlesque 4:07 Family 16 Search.... "sex", how many songs come up?: 12 "love", how many songs come up?: 109 "you", how many songs come up?: 254 "death", how many songs come up? 2 "hate", how many songs come up? 6 "wish" how many songs come up? 34

Nope, missed that one. Sitting in the ferry queue at Ullapool while they said it was going to penalties. Then on the boat, no radio and that was before I had a mobile. Had to phone somebody hours later. Nowadays I'd have Caley100 and Naelifts sending me call-collect texts every ten mins just to take the pish. Now, how about the Palmerston 28? I was there in a full carload. Wanderer, Naelifts & Roy.

Feck me. Maybe at the weekend RiG.......

Oi! Feckin watch it or you'll get some rum in your nip. Rod's working and I've got a fair bit on myself so I probably won't bother this week.

Old git.

Just finished a large Soberano :shock: Think I'll have another. Need to take my mind off back to work tomorrow :nuts:

These new things will never last. I bet it's impossible to get needles for them.

Yeah lets bury these old feckers :nuts:

What did you think the :D was for? Ain't you under 40s heard of irony?

Summit bars

Feck me what a disgusting pic. An the one wi the piles is nearly as bad.

£30M worth of improvements more like

Only kidding, wanted to see if I could spell the 'H' word rather than write 'piles'. Obviously you don't suffer from piles if you've had a colostomy :shock:

Tidied it more like :shock:

Heard a bit of that Imogen Heap on a freebie CD- far out man :D Have to look for more. Hey Gordy, don't suppose you still have a copy of a VR panorama I made once of Caley Stadium?

Russeldinho MOM IMO :D Also thought Granty was rock solid. Hard working but not very inspired performance overall I thought. Poorer than usual travelling support, only 1 bus. 150 tops.

I see the Famous John West bear is there too. LMAO, had forgotten about that one....

Smell of slavers and Farley's rusks more like.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." 4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." 9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better." 10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together." 11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." 12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." 15. "He's been working with glue too much." 16. "He would argue with a signpost." 17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room." 18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." 19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one." 20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." 21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection." 22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it." 23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." 24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it." 25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." 26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." 27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean." 28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm." 29. "One neuron short of a synapse." 30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." 31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes." 32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

I used to be Naelifts. Before that I was Cyril.

Go Dinho :D

Lancashire surely :shock: :shock: :shock: