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CaleyJulz

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  1. Ermmm i9t might not be an age thing but i think it plays a big part i was fine with drink till i had my youngest rag rat then it was hangovers fae ****.
  2. I have a problem there i consume alcohol and eat i always puke fer some odd reson so its one or the other fer me but once drunk i dont really care !!!
  3. I m being honest Donald lol .
  4. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time lol i was caught in the cross fire
  5. Ermmmm is this family still alive or what or have we had asbos served on us all
  6. CaleyJulz

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    not yer rig but we are planning a get together beech party for all the reg posters on forums and for the mad claeyness family im sure you are in the family some where so you will have to come and join us and there are some rules laura and i are not allowed to be thrown in the sea!!!
  7. I ams hocked its rtaken me a whole day to feel normal thats just awful is it an age thing hangovers get worse with age i hope.
  8. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm caley 100 will get some in fer next sun as out again on sat so will give em a try if i need em
  9. Ermmm sis then i would have got barred and that would be really asilly fecking bint was underage i would say anyways
  10. Lol sis i wasnt fighting i was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and it wasnt even Kevs fault or Andrews or Frankies was that bints .
  11. Ermmmm uncle gringo now thats silly i would never do that with the way i was feeling but im all normall now slept all afternoon on me sofa .
  12. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm an hours kip does wonders i feel more human now
  13. ermmmm will play mine in a bit if anyone is about but you have an advantage i have smirnoff flu so go easy on me .
  14. Ermmmm it was good sis and i ended up going oot wen t to go to backoo and lost sis aint heard fae her since tried calling her left her voice mails and txts
  15. Right i need a fast cure fer a hangover i feel like crap really crap feel reeally sick and i think my head wants to explode pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee helpppppppp meeeeeeeee and dont tell me to stop drinkin cause that will just not happen.
  16. Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont mention food i have Smirnoff flu :009: :019: :019: :019:
  17. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rig thats great of you so if i miss an episode or 2 i can rely on you for an update and i will join in the intellectual discussions everynight if i can !!! well mean if im online
  18. Rig Laura and i cant drink tea/coffee as we then end up with to much blood in our alcohol system anyways we only drink at weekends but sundays are deffo hangover days and i never have the energy to fight my trolls over the tv remote ohhhh and i cant stand jaffa ckes they are minging yukkkkkkkk
  19. Lol enjoy rig i have sky but planning binning that fer a freeveiw so will have a look im just to busy to watch tv these days i really must have some more me time !!!
  20. Cheers rig ya soap king lol ermmm i must catch up with it all is the omnibus still on on a sunday i would watch it bus sundays i am hungover (i blame lauraness) normally her fault .i have missed loads in hollyoaks
  21. hmmmmmmmmmmmm im lost with whats going on in this last time i saw it was about 3 weeks ago so whats going on i know about the justin becca thing ???
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  23. im bored anyone want a game of pool if yer about
  24. Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?" He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
  25. Subject: Where babies come from Where Babies Come From A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
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