I can exclusively reveal that, despite Capello leaving Juventus, Charlie Christie is set to remain in charge of ICT. Charlie has long been admired by the Juventus fans for the way he has set the heather alight in Scotland with his fluent style of football *cough cough*. The Bianconeri had been hoping to gain permission to talk to the ICT manager but their approach was not welcomed by Graeme Bennet who, in a statement said "Get stuffed".
If Christie had gone it would have been expected that he would have taken a few of his current squad with him including Ian Black who was viewed by the Juventus fans as the perfect replacement for Ross County bound Patrick Viera. Rumours that Juve had turned their attentions to Alex Smith have resulted in a large exodus of fans from Turin on scooters with some appearing to shout "Alex Smith? Nessuna probabilitá! Sosterrei piuttosto la Città di Elgin!".