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Some Clyde fans on P & B accuse Avie of poisoning the Clyde team on the way up to Sneck once! :015:

The Harry Ramsdens in Sneck won the best UK chippy or something a couple of years ago I mind. I was shocked. I had been there once or twice before and it was worse than Mikes at Broadhill in Aberdeen. F'ck knows why so many folk like it. Bloody awful chips and I can't believe I wasted my time queuing to get them at New Years! :015:

Good stuff. I am happy for Rhys and Sarah as well though I can't imagine many girls going back to a guy that had slipped one into their Mum but there you go. First discussion topic - who has the nicest hair in Hollyoaks? I quite like the messed up 'I can't be arsed' look that Rhys adopts. Plus it gets him hot girls in school uniform. Another reason why his should win in my opinion.

I shall provide daily Hollyoaks updates in this thread to keep you on track with all things going on in Chesters finest soap! There will also be intellectual discussion about the points raised in each episode. If no one can be bothered we will simply discuss who is hot and not! :015:

I also look like the following The one on the left

I blame your partner in crime. She is clearly a bad influence on your Hollyoaks watching habits! Get her sorted and settle down with a cup of tea and a jaffa cake at 6:30 every evening to watch Hollyoaks! :021:

Walter Smith has said the same thing as well.

Aye it normally is but you might also get it on E4 if you have Sky or Freeview. My new flatmate is bringing her Freeview box with her when she moves in meaning I get to see more Hollyoaks than ever before! Yay! :021:

Did you set the speed of hs running machine to maximum?

Becca ended it with Justin. Nicole told Nancy (who has some really cool blue hair now). Becca is now pregnant but doesn't know who the father is. Nancy saw Becca and Justin briefly hold hands and has gone off in a big strop. Jake doesn't know. Rhys got back together with Sarah. Some old man has turned up in their house dribbling every 5 minutes. Grace died. That muppet Joe borrowed £3,000 from a loan shark and now he is going to get his head kicked in. But in typical Hollyoaks fashion his mates decided to fake his own death only now the loan shark is going to come to the funeral to literally beat money out of his dead body! :015: Next week Jake findsout about the affair after Becca caves and tells him. Bloody cheating woman! :015:

No idea. I am trying to think who has left recently that requires a new family. I am willing to bet however that the girls are all blonde and about 14 just the way Redmond likes them!

I had a beast of a chippy in the Ulapool one many a year ago. The one near the Cal Mac ferry point aye? Think that was when we were going to play Stornaway in the footie.

There are no good chippies in Sneck IMO. Get along to the Ashvale in Aberdeen if you want a good one! The Bervie Chipper is meant to be good and there is one just outside Forres if I mind right but I wasn't that impressed when I went to the actual one in Bervie but it might be worth a try if you are an extreme fan of Fish n Chips.

Bombhead was a total fruit though. I hated him. That whole thing with his Mum was just disturbing. Also, I came across this on Wiki... -------------------------------------------------------- Future Characters * Myra McQueen Mother to Michaela McQueen, Mercedes and Tina. She likes to dress in her daughters clothes for a night out on the town - much to the girls' embarrassment! * Mercedes McQueen played by Jennifer Metcalf Michaela's big sister. She a bit of a trouble maker unlike middle sister Tina. Within hours of arriving she threatens to sue Sophie Burton for 'injuring' her during a massage at Evissa! She's a brash and bolshy character that causes trouble straight away! She makes an enemy of Sophie and gets her claws into Russ Owen. * Tina McQueen The middle sister whom is a lot more studious than both her sisters. * Calvin Valentine played by Ricky Whittle Dad of the Valentines, they come in with an explosive entrance. * Sonny Valentine played by Devon Anderson Son to Calvin and brother to Sasha. * Sasha Valentine played by Nathalie Emmanuel Daughter of Calvin and sister to Sonny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollyoaks#Future_Characters ---------------------------------------------------------------

Good shout with Jambo - he was a beast! I mind some hot girl called Jude (I think) she was my first Hollyoaks crush. I think Gilly is a beaut - he has taken on the Lee Hunter role I reckon. He was a bit unlucky not to get in amongst that Jess girl.

That was hilarious! :015: What a guy! He is meant to be 28 and yet he looks 208!

Neither do I. I think he has it in his contract. I started watching the show when Mandys Dad would try and slip her a little something at bedtime, often without her consent. She has changed so much since then and went through a period where she was a total slag and cheated on a wheel chair bound Adam with his poofy brother Luke. Then she went a bit mad and tried to get with Max but settled for Tony. I mean seriously!? He was also engaged to Izzy as well. I think he has naked pictures of Phil Redmond in his house that he takes out whenever some hot piece starts on the show. When did everyone else start watching Hollyoaks?

He is a total tool! Look at what he did when he thought there was a sex shop opening up near his cafe - he went and spent his money on a gimp outfit and pranced about for about 3 episodes! :015: What a muppet! Now Jack Osbourne, there is a Hollyoaks legend!

Allegedly Craig Dargo was at some coaching thing over the last few days as well. A certain Dundee coach is reported to have said a few choice words to Celtic shirt wearing kids at said event.

All of them are though. It took Luke about 4 months worth of episodes to tell his brother that some guy had bum loved him. Joe is a bit of a gimp so I am hoping that he gets found out and that he gets a good kicking. I also hate Tony as well. I loved Lee when he was in it. Think Rhys is pretty cool and fair play to him for getting that Sarah girl and her Mum and then getting the girl back again!!! :015:

This show is so poorly acted out and yet I find myself drawn to it every single day - I love it! Thank God more people know about Becca and Justin and I've just seen the trailer for next week when Becca tells Jake about her affair with the schoolkid. Mon Jake - get rid of her, folk that cheat aren't worth anyones time! :021: Any other fans of Hollyoaks? :003:

I blame Galliani for going to that bloody basketball game the other night when Sheva wanted to talk about his future! Rui Costa has left now to rejoin Benfica and even if Milan are found innocent in this whole referee enquiry then I really doubt they will do anywhere near as well next season as they have done this season. Amorouso just isn't the same class as Sheva :007:

According to the BBC he is away. *Clicky* No word on the Milan site. Gutted but he was a great player and well worth the £12 million they signed him for (I think it was that much).

It's awful innit? The camera is not my friend! :017: Actually just this smiley - :017: - for me! :015:

Sticklebricks, Lego or Duplo. Or Brio trainsets! :021: *Brio*