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That was actually pretty good from reedee. It would be funny.

ajsct92 - How many of those players did you actually see play and of those players....can you actually remember how they played?!

Rory left in January.

There's no point in starting "atmosphere" threads cause it'll never change! Our atmosphere is one of the worst if not the worst at any ground in the UK.

I'll tell ya what a typical Roscoe23 posts is: Drop Tokely! Even when he has a great game - Drop Tokely! And then of course that rather chilish ha ha ha ha nonsense. It took you nearly 24 hours to come up with that comeback. Well done. When was the last time Tokely had a "great game" cause it hasn't been since we have been in the SPL.

There is always arms flying and people pushing each other inside the penalty box when corners come in. But only the player will know if he meant it or not. Very bad to see obviously.

Haha who said I was a posting genius? Its shocking cause, 3 at the back when we are struggling to defend with 4 at the back!! How bad would we be with just 3. Zander shouldn't start at all, he is not fit and will be well of the pace of the game. I do agree with puting Imrie on the left wing. LDZ upfront is just mental. We should play 4-4-2..... Esson Proctor Mihadjuks Munro LDZ Morais Kerr Black Imrie Rooney Foran Keep it simple and have Morais and Imrie's pace on the wings to hit Hamilton on the break if need be. Also with Morais having banged in a few last week we could get a goal or two from midfield and Rooney will be a major threat upfront.

Haha, if Terry wants us to get relegated then he'll play that team. Shocking, typical renegade post.

ST Mirren just gone 2 down to Rangers. Falkirk 0-0 V Celtic So far.....

Who left us in a worse state?!

Wasn't at the game on saturday and couldn't really be bothered reading this thread, thats why I just jumped in and suggested the sex bomb gomersall. But congratulations on the job, just great passion when we score would be good and a bit of banter.

The stadium announcer should be Vicky Gomersall, at the side of the pitch..naked.

Sign up at the field below inshes primary school that a 5 a side/sports centre thing is to be build there. Should be superb in my opinion as i live near it. Could maybe start up the CTO football again, indoor 5s book it for a specific time/day everyweek. But thats a long way away.

Great win for the u21s also tonight. 5-2 V Albania, Their two goals were absolute screamers. Alan Hutton though!!! YES!

Barry Ferguson out of the Scotland squad for good...Don Cowie in! Not impossible, doing well at Watford and it's the championship players that are delivering for us at the moment.

Can see the memberships rising a few over the next few days/weeks then.

It will all end in tears. Hopefully tears of Newcastle getting relegated.

to rangers?

I hate Craig Brewster!

1 large coke which they only fill up to half the cup.

Copy of the letter - Dear Aberdeen Football Club On Wednesday of last week I purchased 2 Adult tickets for the Scottish Cup replay between Aberdeen FC and the mighty Dunfermline Athletic. Having attended the fixtures against Bayern Munich, Copenhagen, East Fife, Manchester United (friendly), Fraserburgh (friendly), Liverpool (friendly) and Everton (friendly) in recent years it goes without saying that the chance to see Dunfermline, possibly one of Europe?s mightiest and most feared names, was an opportunity not to be missed. You can appreciate that finding the ?21 (including a ?1 booking fee) to buy two tickets was incredibly difficult given the current economic predicament our country finds itself in. I not only had to take on a second and third job, I also had to indulge in a wide variety of criminal activity (mugging old ladies, stealing from my friends, playing for Aberdeen Football Club and sending my sister out to work the streets) in order to come up with the required amount. When the tickets eventually hit my doormat it?s safe to say I was so excited I nearly succumbed to a mild stroke??I was going to see the Athletic play at Pittodrie in the SCOTTISH CUP!! How could I have been so lucky? Forget your Euro Millions?.this was my dream ticket!! Sadly this brings me on to the reason for troubling such a busy and professionally run club such as yourself?..basically I am requiring a full refund (including the ?1 booking fee). Having endured what can only be described as one of the dullest, most limp-wristed, spineless, wet-pantied performances I have ever had the displeasure of viewing in nearly 27 years of being a living breathing human being I would say that a refund is fully justified. I can back up my claim by quoting you a definition of the word ?entertainment? (football is supposedly a branch of entertainment after all); en?ter?tain?ment (Error! Filename not specified.nError! Filename not specified.tError! Filename not specified.r-tError! Filename not specified.nError! Filename not specified.mError! Filename not specified.nt) n. 1. The act of entertaining. 2. The art or field of entertaining. 3. Something that amuses, pleases, or diverts, especially a performance or show. 4. The pleasure afforded by being entertained; amusement: The comedian performed for our entertainment. 5. Archaic Maintenance; support. 6. Obsolete Employment. Please can you tell me at what stage during last night?s proceedings were any of the above applicable? Would you classify any of the following as entertainment? ? Darren Mackie chasing the shadow of his imaginary friend all night ? the poor confused mind of Darren has an inherent suspicion of space and time. To Darren, space is a sinister creation of evil minds that are determined to imprison his precious talent. ? Jamie Langfield kicking like he?d suddenly developed multiple sclerosis ? he seemed to have it in for two people in particular (Main Stand just above the dug out on half way and South Stand beside the fence). Was he auditioning for the new series of Groundforce? He accompanied each successful touchfinder with a spot of landscape gardening around his box. Last night Jamie was a cross between Stephen Hawking, Bill Oddie and Alan Titsmarsh. ? Two Professional footballers wilting under moderate pressure and missing penalties in front of their own fans. If Angus the Bull can smash them in why can?t they? Angus wears silly wee foam boots and still rockets them into the bottom corner!? Perhaps ?Tricky? ?Ricky? Richard Foster experiments with other forms of penalty footwear in future such as flip flops, clogs, hiking boots or flippers Error! Filename not specified. Exactly what is he doing here? Clearly he?s been spending too much time with Titters, Langers and Odders. ? Watching a six foot turd in a black and white shirt wandering about at half time ? Dunfermlines mascot looks like the result of a nasty and painful trip to the little boys room. Why was he given permission to encroach on to the field of play? ? The entire matinee performance of Charlie Mulgrew. For a man of such promising physical stature why is it that opponents half his size and build continuously outmuscle and outjump him? I?ve seen a tin of sweetcorn stick up for itself with greater authority. ? Our gameplan. Physics is a wonderful and noble field and has been blessed by such greats as Newton, Einstein and Galileo. These leviathans of history have given us theories on relativity, laws of gravity and kinematics??now step forward Sir Jimmy of Calderwood. Clearly Sir Jimmy believes he can defy the laws of physics and has stumbled upon a new branch. The theory of relativity states that E=MC2 where basically speaking energy equals mass multiplied by the speed of light. Sir Jimmy disproves this theory by stating that G=M2xLB/T??.basically goals equals Mackie squared multiplied by the long ball divided by the tombola. The laws of gravity do not exist in the Land of Jimmy. Gravitational forces do not effect strikers measuring 6 feet or less therefore balls rocketed skyward can be controlled and cushioned at any point during the balls trajectory. This eliminates the opposition selecting aging tall donkeys to mark our strikers. A more appropriate definition of last nights action is as follows; tor?ture (t?rError! Filename not specified.chError! Filename not specified.r) n. 1. a. Infliction of severe physical pain as a means of punishment or coercion. b. An instrument or a method for inflicting such pain. 2. Excruciating physical or mental pain; agony: the torture of waiting in suspense. 3. Something causing severe pain or anguish. tr.v. tor?tured, tor?tur?ing, tor?tures 1. To subject (a person or an animal) to torture. 2. To bring great physical or mental pain upon (another). See Synonyms at afflict. 3. To twist or turn abnormally; distort: torture a rule to make it fit a case. Under the terms of the Geneva Convention torture is illegal. For your benefit (as a SPL club I?m sure you?ll be unaware of the Geneva Convention) I have included the relevant passages which do prove that you were in breach of this convention and as such in breach of the terms of contract on the ticket I purchased. . Persons taking no active part in the hostilities, including members of armed forces who have laid down their arms and those placed hors de combat by sickness, wounds, detention, or any other cause, shall in all circumstances be treated humanely, without any adverse distinction founded on race, colour, religion or faith, sex, birth or wealth, or any other similar criteria. ? can you honestly say Aberdeen fans were treated humanely last night? A bullet to the brain would have been preferential to watching Mackie et al. Just because we?re Aberdeen supporters doesn?t mean we should be discriminated against. To this end the following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever with respect to the above-mentioned persons: (a) Violence to life and person, in particular murder of all kinds, mutilation, cruel treatment and torture; - last nights performance ticks all these boxes. ( Taking of hostages; - I admit to attending of my own free will last night but was then held hostage for 120 minutes. © Outrages upon personal dignity, in particular, humiliating and degrading treatment; - Watching Bertrand Bossu warming classifies as humiliating and degrading treatment (d) The passing of sentences and the carrying out of executions without previous judgment pronounced by a regularly constituted court affording all the judicial guarantees which are recognized as indispensable by civilized peoples. ? Sir Jimmy Saville Calderwood cannot be recognized as an indispensable civilized person if he continues to rule that Darren Mackie is innocent of crimes against the art of striking. 2. The wounded and sick shall be collected and cared for. ? although AFC employ what appears to be a small army of paramedics they offered me no care or attention in my hour of need. I appreciate that the paramedics are extremely busy discussing the latest episodes of Eastenders with the on duty Police, ensuring their high visibility uniforms and helmets are well turned out for the cameras and keeping their extremely expensive stretchers free from blood and mud but surely they could respond to emergencies slightly faster. What sort of injuries merit their assistance? Decapitations? Loss of limbs? Bullet wounds? I guess there is a potential for all such serious injuries given JC?s predilection for football of mass destruction. Please do not take my request for a refund as the veiled rantings of an angry and bitter supporter. I have long since given up hope that our club will return to its rightful place. The aim of this letter was to try and recoup some of my hard earned money so that I can pursue other avenues of entertainment that would surpass what I witnessed last night. For ?20 I could purchase an annual subscription to a stamp collecting magazine AND have enough money left over to buy a big mac or possibly even Darren Mackie (If you are reading this and think that stamp collecting would be preferable to associating yourself with an underperforming football club riddled with cowardice and underachievement then following this link http://www.royalmail.com/portal/stamps/jum...diaId=32300677). Yours sincerely (expecting his money back). Paralysed_Sheep1903 P.S. I accept all major and minor credit cards in addition to cash. I should remind you that pretend money will NOT constitute payment of my debt. Furthermore a cheque from Stewart Milne will only be accepted upon completion of the due diligence done on his companies finances. Bill

Just now is the great time to sack a manager (if you can call it great) in Aberdeens position: Safe in the league. Out of all cups. Top 6 isn't a certain. But the "new manager effect" would give them a good boost and maybe help secure 4th place ( which is a euro spot). At least 7 games left to work with your current squad and get a look at what positions you need to invest in during the summer. Fans get to know you with not much pressure on. Speaking to an Aberdeen fan just now on MSN, he's saying that they are planning a protest for their next home game V us, if Calderwood is still in charge at full time.

Muir Jaggie, your team defeats the whole purpose of this thread!

What? Are you actually trying to make a good point for Zander here? Your saying the 3rd and reserve division are on a different standard. Yes they are...one a lot, worse. Which just shows that if he couldn't do it there then hows he going to do it in the SPL. Zander trained full time with ICT as normal when he was on loan at Elgin, so you can't blame the coaches or anything. But if he had any quality he would be ripping up the 3rd division do you not think? Zander is 2nd division standard at best. End of story.

No I never said that about them. What makes you say that? I may have said Wood isn't SPL standard. But Duff and Vigurs certainly have the potential to be! "Zander hasnt really had the chance to prove himself. What i have seen of zander hes a fast player and hes quite good with the ball at his feet. How do you no he cant score hes a midfielder not a striker" He has been playing in the reserves and at Elgin so if you think he was decent for them he would've got a chance. He obviously wasn't and thats why he isn't getting a game in the 1st team. Also, have you ever heard of him scoring for the reserves? I think he scored 3 or 4 in a whole season at Elgin, which isn't good enough for a winger.