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Make your nipples bleed.

Has he not worn numbers 1 thru 11 at one point or another? :_header:

Tokely will always be a number 2 to me . :helihat:

Totally agree with all that.

Try here. :_thumbup:

What have we got so far? It would be nice for the new CTO badge to go on a sponsored captains armband. :)

And every team needs a leader, otherwise they will eventually all go and do their own thing instead of working as a unit.

The Football Association today proudly unveiled fcuk, Total and UPS as the new sponsors of the England football team. ?The combination of these three corporate giants perfectly captures the ethos of the England side,? said an FA spokesman. ?After all, they had nothing in the tank when it counted, and they?ve proved themselves to be a bunch of expensive posers who always fail to deliver.? The new shirts come in a range of bright ?easy to spot? colours after claims from England players that the old kit was painted in ?magic invisible ink? which made it impossible to pick out an easy and obvious pass to a team mate. The new shirts are also made of a super lightweight material, unlike the old tops which were apparently made of extra-heavy chain mail which left the Premiership stars lumbering around looking exhausted and unfit. However, one criticism has been made of the design of the new England kit with claims that the neck hole was inexplicably too small for the heads of the Premiership stars. Players say this will make it very hard to pull the shirt off during an over-exuberant goal celebration, but a spokesman for the manufacturers said ?we don?t envisage this being a problem.?

Is Niculae getting married? Are we all invited? Nope we are forming a group and singing the feckin caley rap at Eurovision. What's the group called? Johndo and the Muppets?

Is Niculae getting married? Are we all invited?

What about motor sports Charles? I'd be interested to know your thoughts on a "football" match I saw as a boy in the harbour at St Martins in Guernsey. They drove bagers about when the tide was out using a massive buoy as the ball, highly entertaining when the tide comes in and one of thecars has to be abandoned.

He's getting a red dot when it comes live.

Shinty?

I don't know, neither do you. Let Terry get on with his job without questioning his every decision.

Maybe the captain should be a regular starter? That's all I'm saying.

fecking disgrace . Unfortunately the reputation buttons are not yet enabled. :angry: Foran is a far better leader on the pitch and will get the rest of the team fired up. Grant is mature enough to realise the team needs the best leader available and if he isn't strong enough to deal with the decision that's all the more reason to pass the captaincy on.

Scarlet, I think you'll find it's Lough as in the Irish spelling of Loch. And that was awful.

I'm setting myself up to be pleasantly surprised. :P I hope? :huh:

Haven't felt this confidant during a pre-season for many years. I can't help feeling we're in for a massive fall. It's likely my inherant expectation that things must always go wrong if they can do. Am I alone?

It all comes down to what activities are considered sport. Golfers do not need to be athletic to hit a ball in a straight line. Are you confusing sport with athletics Charles?

Santa? :008:

Gary scored a goal against Clach on Wednesday, is he on trial or just keeping up his fitness levels. Could be an opportunity for him to find his way again and earn us a mint?

Landmark Park is a Forest Theme Park 23 miles south of Inverness with plenty of distractions for us big kids (and little ones). If it's really hot this is a great place to cool down a bit. ?10ish each to get in.

Why would he want one? If he'd made a contribution he might have wanted one but......naah.