The Hormone Guide
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do
is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide
that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every significant other!
OOH - DANGEROUS !:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
Eh what's for dinner love?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have a margarita
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have a margarita
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have a margarita
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have a margarita
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have a margarita