A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.?
The man then replies: ?Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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