IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Get yerself a season ticket, a caravan and register for PIP.

I am putting a pony on Shane getting off as the current odds of 11/10 are favourable - and I have had an insider tip off.

Well here is more of a fecking Pishedaffmometer. Feel like catharsis is necessitated !! I will start off with the McGregor question as to where the feck is he ? If he has been sidelined and not injured that in itself is diabolical. Next we move to the suggested preference to McKay rather than Ridgers. To me that is a no-brainer. Ridgers is by far the first choice keeper and is way ahead of McKay - especially in regard to such a tie. Carson has never been a full back to me. He is a combative holding midfielder. He is wasted at full back. As fer the usual rest of the back line it is a cacophany of central defending "stackers". Perhaps somebody should advise Dodds that central defenders dont like chopping and changing, especially to full back. I suspect in training they have competitions on the furthest they can launch headers and the furthest they can aimlessly hoof, preferably first time. I also suspect that lately they are also perfecting smashing balls on the ground like missiles towards strikers and missing out any midfelders in their way. And who are they aiming at ? I suspect in training that Billy has Hardy on his shoulders to provide a better feckin target. And what has happened to our "spying" prowess. Pearson, Samuels and Chalmers are costing us spondoolachs. Playing BOTH Pearson and Samuels last night as feckin "wingers" was ludicrous. Do either have the build, strength or guile to fly past defenders. And then get in a position to put crosses into our two midgets up front ? That means that we have two players doing next to feck all. Surely we have better in the waiting Academy. And Doran is back in favour and given a bit of a Number 10 role. Love the guy but he was adept at such a role TEN feckin years ago. And now for what I view as being more of a positive. I feel so sorry for Walsh who is the only player who tries to control a ball and play an easy pass. McAlear has a great engine and a good touch but gets a bollicking for playing an easy ball. I can just hear the guidance from the bench - "Fer fecks sake hoof the bloody thing". I even feel sorry for Shane who has done more out wide than our three loanees put together. At least he has the club at heart. And finally our two minions up front. I really like the look of Hardy and feel that he and Billy could be am effective partnership if there was more structure behind them. I would put Billy in the Walsh bracket and you can see how cheesed off that he is with the ammunition that he is being fed. Unfortunately he also appears to have given up to a degree and confidence is waning. Thank you all. I feel better now.

Well I suppose that I am now watching the norm. You simply have to take your chances when you have such a degree of possession. And if you don't !!!!!!

Should we not switch Samuels and Pearson ?

that 45 minutes was an absolute embarassment. Hamilton are simply as bad as we are. And there has only been a handful of passes - it has been a case of aimless hoofs. Welsh looks like the only one who is not scared to put his foot on the ball or play a first timer.

I wonder if the marriage failed becos Ted was a compulsive liar ?

Ayr at home and Hamilton away - six points and who knows ? This is the craziest championship in a long time !! Perhaps like when Dungdee fecked it up ?

It could only have been a Yeti that saved us - but could this be the Abominable goal that saves and kick starts our season - lets face it anydoddy could win this feckin league ?? Keep quaffing and sniffing dudes

If only we had'nt lost three goals at home ??

Its the Life of Brian recreated ?

What S****

You can never trust a Jeggie.

Give Shane another chance and he will score.

Which corner ?

I would recommend Pickfords.

Jhesus - is it the drink and the drugs or has Shane Sutherland equalised ??

OK - This calls fer a double Doddsie and a line of the Real McKay

All he needs is a sniff - perhaps the answer is a McKay powder with a wee plastic whistle tube ??

Caley Covid 22 Lockdown ? - Needs a Dodds Booster ejection ?

Who remembers Colin Samuels - now he would have been perfect - Perhaps it is an omen ?

I think I may have assessed somebody with similar delusions the other night. OK lets add another couple of questions- Can we survive going up with the current squad of players and the financial situation ? Did we have a better squad and were in a considerably better financial position on the last occasion ?

Does anybody actually want us to be promoted this season ? If we are doing to go up then we need to have the core of a structure and finances ready to support us - if not we face the prospect of being the proverbial whipping boys which could result in the crowds dwindling further and the "support" diminishing. If we had real ambition to go up then it would have been clearly apparent from the comings and goings. And are we also stepping back in the realms of the club communicating with the club base. This has been as poor a league this season as it has been for a long time. At the present time we could end up first or fifth and that could happen in a few games. Kilmarnock are massively odds on now. They may take a few games to get going and I can see us picking up at least a point tomorrow.

2-1 on the crystal ball