IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Add a bit of nostalgia - Here is my fave phottie from the past

A draw would be Par for the course but lets prove that Yogi is not smarter than yer average bear.

Good point as I suspect that many will choose to wear the strip back to front - The wording on the back appears to have been spelt correctly and I presume that there needed to be a few asrerisks utilsed - "I want to go home, I want to go home, Dungwall's a s***hole, I want to go home".

Apparently the club has promptly made a statement of apology - "We humbly apologise that the wording on the new strip has been spealt incorrektly."

As we only beat a team of part timers I am limiting myself to cleebratory single voddy and coke.

Get yerself a season ticket, a caravan and register for PIP.

I am putting a pony on Shane getting off as the current odds of 11/10 are favourable - and I have had an insider tip off.

Well here is more of a fecking Pishedaffmometer. Feel like catharsis is necessitated !! I will start off with the McGregor question as to where the feck is he ? If he has been sidelined and not injured that in itself is diabolical. Next we move to the suggested preference to McKay rather than Ridgers. To me that is a no-brainer. Ridgers is by far the first choice keeper and is way ahead of McKay - especially in regard to such a tie. Carson has never been a full back to me. He is a combative holding midfielder. He is wasted at full back. As fer the usual rest of the back line it is a cacophany of central defending "stackers". Perhaps somebody should advise Dodds that central defenders dont like chopping and changing, especially to full back. I suspect in training they have competitions on the furthest they can launch headers and the furthest they can aimlessly hoof, preferably first time. I also suspect that lately they are also perfecting smashing balls on the ground like missiles towards strikers and missing out any midfelders in their way. And who are they aiming at ? I suspect in training that Billy has Hardy on his shoulders to provide a better feckin target. And what has happened to our "spying" prowess. Pearson, Samuels and Chalmers are costing us spondoolachs. Playing BOTH Pearson and Samuels last night as feckin "wingers" was ludicrous. Do either have the build, strength or guile to fly past defenders. And then get in a position to put crosses into our two midgets up front ? That means that we have two players doing next to feck all. Surely we have better in the waiting Academy. And Doran is back in favour and given a bit of a Number 10 role. Love the guy but he was adept at such a role TEN feckin years ago. And now for what I view as being more of a positive. I feel so sorry for Walsh who is the only player who tries to control a ball and play an easy pass. McAlear has a great engine and a good touch but gets a bollicking for playing an easy ball. I can just hear the guidance from the bench - "Fer fecks sake hoof the bloody thing". I even feel sorry for Shane who has done more out wide than our three loanees put together. At least he has the club at heart. And finally our two minions up front. I really like the look of Hardy and feel that he and Billy could be am effective partnership if there was more structure behind them. I would put Billy in the Walsh bracket and you can see how cheesed off that he is with the ammunition that he is being fed. Unfortunately he also appears to have given up to a degree and confidence is waning. Thank you all. I feel better now.

Well I suppose that I am now watching the norm. You simply have to take your chances when you have such a degree of possession. And if you don't !!!!!!

Should we not switch Samuels and Pearson ?

that 45 minutes was an absolute embarassment. Hamilton are simply as bad as we are. And there has only been a handful of passes - it has been a case of aimless hoofs. Welsh looks like the only one who is not scared to put his foot on the ball or play a first timer.

I wonder if the marriage failed becos Ted was a compulsive liar ?

Ayr at home and Hamilton away - six points and who knows ? This is the craziest championship in a long time !! Perhaps like when Dungdee fecked it up ?

It could only have been a Yeti that saved us - but could this be the Abominable goal that saves and kick starts our season - lets face it anydoddy could win this feckin league ?? Keep quaffing and sniffing dudes

If only we had'nt lost three goals at home ??

Its the Life of Brian recreated ?

What S****

You can never trust a Jeggie.

Give Shane another chance and he will score.

Which corner ?

I would recommend Pickfords.

Jhesus - is it the drink and the drugs or has Shane Sutherland equalised ??

OK - This calls fer a double Doddsie and a line of the Real McKay

All he needs is a sniff - perhaps the answer is a McKay powder with a wee plastic whistle tube ??