IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

groin strain? 🙄

My grandson asked “Why are Inverness so good at scoring late goals” - out of the mouths of babes - good shout ?

The feckin world has gone feckin mad !! I will have to lick stamps again at away games and consume litres of vodka to deaden the shame and the pain 😢

Surely bespoke is a very accurate description as the strips will all have to be personally made for a variety of fat, bald, sad old Jeggie bestards. 🤣🤣

Chorley away ??

Leaving the Innes at 2.55 has never been a problem 🍻

None of my mates have heard of Shaw. He looks like a stab in the dark. Boyd however has potential. Can I request that no sarcastic comments are made in reply as I can be very easily upset, especially by judgemental administrators 🤣

We have been the masters of the up and under tactic for a number of seasons.

Previous comparisons with other clubs have tended to make our position look less worrying. Are there any recent comparison tables ?

Only problem will be facing the inquisition of stewards like "February 8th" - or perhaps you could ghost in. 🤣

Eh - What is Lizi's surname ?

Best group of yoofs since the Caley Animals 😇

Flares are an absolute bugger if you have short legs and minimal platform shoes.

I wish that we could go back to the safe, harmonious and peaceful times of the late seventies and eighties. 🙏

See yous all in the Championship next season. The team did us proud and nobody can question their effort and determination. I doubt if any of us would have thought that we would be watching ICT on Sky in the Premiership Play Off Finals. And to be irritating and honest Shaun Rooney is some player.

Last throw of the Allardice - we need a Hardy crew now. The best bet now would be for 3-0 !!

75 minutes - We are understandably beginning to look tired and the Premiership feels a long way off. Carson must be struggling as he was - and is - my Man of th4 Match. Hyde whereas is pacier than Allardice. Unfortunately it is time to go for broke.

Two half chances go a begging - first Duffy but an even better one for Doran. We are also resorting to the hoof tactic which was not being witnessed in the first half.

60 minutes - Our hour of glory may have gone on the hour. Samuels half chance not taken. we are beginning to lose our shape. Hope I am wrong but taking on Doran is not the best move. Will it be Chalmers ?

Chalmers looks very, very wary of Rooney = or should I say terrified ?

Oh dear. Welsh deflection makes it an extremely long way back now. Fraid I can see a few heads going down. Gawd to we need to steady the ship and get one back - in the next 15 mins at least.

Now that is what you call a sucker punch. We were still in the feckin dressing room. Need to regroup quickly as we will not recover from 2-0 down again tonight.

Now that is a good shout Moog - also good to see that you have recovered yer marbles.

HALF TIME - Better team by far gawd to we need to score. The worries now arise for the second half and possibly beyond. I dont think that we have anybody on the bench that will maintain or strengthen our dominance. I am also worried at Carson being on a yellow but there again is no real option. We need to stick to the same 11 but what about fitness and stamina with many playing in their sixth play off game. So to start with its the same again for as long as possible or at least until we score. Chalmers is being shackled by the need to hold back because of Rooney. But so far so good. We look confident but do we have the legs ???