IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Paul Sheeran has gone bonkers now ?? But what chance has anybody got unless the current mess can be corrected and that may take more than a season.

Will we ever debate football again ? I feel like I have been doing a Law degree in the last few weeks

Did anyone notice that Steve Clarke adapted Dunc's style of play against Finland ?

Don't you just wish that we could get the truth - pr a morsel of it from the horse's mouth. It just goes to show what shackles or threats Gardiner has deployed.

Is Gardiner actually staying around because he is putting all his faith still in the Battery Farm ? That is the only reason that I can think of Then he may go thinking that he saved us !!! Oh - and money of course.

It's a bit like what Grassa said about the Chairman post - Who in their right mind would want it ?

You really are a tit.

These constant rumours and counter rumours are becoming so, so feckin annoying - and I am not referring to another fairy tale book. Surely somebody / anybody at the club can see that this secrecy is just doing more and more damage. And more worryingly who is looking at the playing squad for next season and where is Big Dunc ?

Fanny. Where have you been Mee

Well HMS Sneck is well into the floods now. Morale has been difficult to maintain as the only communication links to the vessel are controlled by the CEO and Tesco's have had difficulties delivering the Whoosies.

I hate to remind people that I revealed the Aquifer problem many years ago and faced derision and disdain. Just hoping now that Gardiner steps on a potential crevice soon

I thought Grassa had walked? The more locals on board the better BUT we still don't know what extent of damage has been done and we have not been given any inkling of how we can get out of this mess.

But the last two to embark - Alan Savage and Anders Povlsen have caught everybody's attention.

Taken from the Moray Firth this afternoon.

The footballing God was very sad and angry, and decided to send a flood of grief and misery to the ancient kingdom of Sneck. After one of the recent Board meetings God announced that he was going to ensure that all business proposals made by the disciples of the devil would be summarily rejected and the threat of doom and gloom would continue to flow through the kingdom of Sneck for 40 days and 40 nights until the new season began. But God also commanded MacNoah to build a vessel to protect the loyal fans of Sneck. So a new HMS Sneck was built and the fans trooped on two by two. It was going to be a long and arduous voyage.

Perhaps they were hand delivered

So if Dodds is on the payroll so is Bazza ? Are they offski on June 7th with Robbo ? How much adding on Ferguson's wage has that cost?

We can share and you can pick me up at Charnock Richard

I love Alan Savage

Gringo and I want Annan

From a business perspective this is a shambles. First they don't read the bottom line of the Battery Farm and now they go into a deal not checking about Fife Council. Take away the football and would you allow them to advise you or represent you regarding a business deal.

My bumpkin cousins across the Bridge say that Uncle Roy has proposed an option?

So the Drake Plan is to keep paying their wages and wait until they get fed up and go ? Does protesting at matches have any effect ? A boycott may significantly affect the club but there is no club with these jokers at the helm. Better to scuttle the vessel and resurrect HMS Sneck. There actually is a brave enough crew to do that. And can't wait for Drake to walk the plank. Aye aye me hearties. Get out the rum rations, the voyage is about to begin.

I can't remember who initially suggested it but I could also see that this a petulant slight against the Council for the Battery Farm - as a true narcissist would carry through. A contingency plan ? I now hope more than ever that the Battery Farm monies come through as that is the only way we will get rid of Gardiner. So withold the Season ticket purchases till then ? This all has the political feel of making a decision, riding the storm and hoping it will have to be accepted in the long run. Oh dear are they mistaken. And this MUST have been a board decision and wouldn't it be great to know who voted yes and no. And there must have been the threat of very serious repercussions if this was kept top secret. So we know you read this GB - so sign in and share the gossip.