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There's a rumor going about that if you buy a season ticket at Fir Park then you get a free space suit.
Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
What's the difference between Motherwell and OJ Simpson?
At least OJ Simpson had some sort of defence.
How many Motherwell fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Yeah like they have electricity in Motherwell.
An ICT fan and a Motherwell fan were sentenced to death by firing squad.
The officer in charge asked the ICT fan if he had a last request.
'Yes' replied the ICT Fan, 'I'm a keen ICT, and I videoed the last two Cellic cup games and the St Johnstone promotion party. Can I watch them before I die?
'No Problem', replied the officer, 'I'll get the men to rig up a large screen, and you can watch it from here'.
Then turning to the Motherwell Fan, he asked 'And what about you, do you have a last request?'
'Yes', he replied, 'Shoot me first'.
What's the difference between a teabag and Motherwell FC?
A teabag stays in the cup longer.
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